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melissa

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About Me

http://public.fotki.com/melissa13z/ The porno of melissa zola's life will be called ...

"Celebrity Strip Poker"

'What will the porno of your life be
You're Bettie Page!

My Interests

hair and coffee

I'd like to meet:

the man who fell to earth, the doctors responsible for tyra bank's sex change, charles bukowski, chuck palahniuk, edward scissorhands, aeon flux, speed racer and that asshole who doored me

Music:

arcade fire, bowie, lcd soundsystem, the amps, the breeders, the pixies, the aislers set, john coltrane, the descendents, the misfits, scissor sisters, the stones, jasmine britt's middle school band

Movies:

session 9, the host, children of men, an inconvenient truth, the descent, eraserhead, texas chainsaw massacre, y tu mama tambien, women on the verge, mulholland drive, singles, vanilla sky, tank girl, foxfire, boys don't cry, anything with zombies in it...

Television:

lost. arrested development. aeon flux, liquid television and the state 3 mostly shows either cancelled or on the verge of being cancelled.

Books:

rant, the every boy, a dirty job, brass, camus and kafka

Heroes:

anderson cooper, mary boleyn, bill murray, tristan taormino, dan savage, tank girl, michael ian black, al gore, aeon flux (the cartoon) and people who walk on stilts.

My Blog

one more reason

myspace is advertising a charles bukowski ringtone, what would that sound like i wonder? ...a man vomits blood into a broken toilet, glass breaks as we are slowly introduced to the melody of a fat wo...
Posted by melissa on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

cause i said so

good it's finally fall now so you guys should all get together and make me some of my favorite seasonal treats, here's a list: mulled wine roasted salmon over root vegetables and fennel egg nog wa...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:28:00 PST

things i saw this morning

a cardinalthree polish plumbers knocking on the doormore beer bottles than i care to countan engine full of leavesanother catalogue in the mail for my pakistani roommate who has not lived here for qui...
Posted by melissa on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:15:00 PST

glitter and free beer

finally that mexican place with the snot-flavored guacamole got bought out by *surprise* another thai place! yeah, i know, but this one is actually pretty good, and god knows i can never show my face...
Posted by melissa on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST

i don’t really hate children

it's so cold i wish the heat was on - this sucks cause i wanted to go to the beach a few more times before 'summer' ends, assuming plans haven't changed and we're going to go ahead with the usual 4 se...
Posted by melissa on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

why aveda sucks

i haven't slept a full night since being back from costa rica, and the only thing that's on my mind is the stupid state board changes. i'm sure the test is going to be easy, even easier than the one ...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:01:00 PST

the truth about pirates

can anyone tell me what is going to happen to coney island in the next few months/years etc?i've heard rumors that the pirate ship has been sold but they're leaving the cyclone since it's a landmark -...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST

angelo hates global warming

my betta is sick- he's got some pinkish patches that i've diagnosed as ich and he looks a little bloated for a fish. perhaps he's reacting to rumors that a certain black cat with a taste for seafood ...
Posted by melissa on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:40:00 PST

i've seen it fly

i am harboring an illegal immigrant for the day. he has six fingers, or toes i guess since he doesn't actually have hands. my landlord is a bit of an ass and the whole no pets thing is silly in a bu...
Posted by melissa on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:45:00 PST

what not to say...

...at large family dinners:"wow you got fat!""there's going to be a lot of naked gay guys, i'm not sure if it's your thing, but you're welcome to tag along.""what happened to uncle johnny's face and w...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST