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THOR

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About Me

i'm jonathon. i believe i'm.. a seeker of truth, lacking in memory, maverick, athiest with a passion for sleeping.

My Interests

pirates, vikings, women, pillaging, sex, fire, sex-fire! lol. breaking stuff, music, movies, alcohol, parties, kicking things, sex, throwing caution to the wind, creating shapes...out there on the dance floor. getting high occasionally ;) and sex.....

I'd like to meet:

anybody who isnt a total fucktard!

Music:

- in no particular order apart from the first 5, nine inch nails, queens of the stoneage, amon amarth deftones, system of a down, a perfect circle, foo fighters, sigur ros, chili's, captain beefhart, fischerspooner, Lamb, beck, combichrist, royksopp, chemical brothers, ensiferum, led zeppelin, tori amos, tom vek, team sleep, boyhitscar, rob zombie, 4hero, king biscuit time, freezepop, nouvelle vague, covenant, the shins, wintersun, dresden dolls, the beta band, pulley, boards of canada, mindless self indulgence, locust toybox, reuben, radiohead, gorillaz, aphex twin, the cure, old manson, old korn, alice in chains, remy zero, photek, le tigre, the caprcorns, vast, pavement, billy idol, fireball ministry, american head charge, machine head, air, auf der maur, beastie boys, bowie, bob marley, jimmi hendrix, SITD, gary numan, the flaming lips, pink floyd, bjork, blondie, hawkwind, apoptygma bezerk, metalica, iron maiden, pantera, eels, jamiroquai, type o negative, tenacious D, R.A.T.M., mr.bungle, egoexpress, smashing pumpkins, tsunami bomb, coal chamber, pearl jam, soundgarden, cake, vnv nation, nirvana, the knife, sia, joanna newsom, jose gonzalez, temple of the dog, they might be giants, prodigy, G'n'R, vast, underworld, soil, cocorosie, slayer, incubus, interpol, henry rollins, elvis, the beatles, the libertines, nobuo uematsu, doves, william shatner, dimmu borgir, the monks of tibet, rammstein, portis-head, the doors, talking heads, placebo, tool, kittie, stabbing westward, zero7, ben folds, dandy warhols, iron & wine, pixies, polyphonic spree, yeah yeah yeah's, the postal service, presidents of the U.S.A., finley quaye, beth orton, idlewild, otep, fear factory, old no doubt, offspring, johnny cash, beta band, grandaddy, jefferson airplane, orbital, mogwai, strapping young lad, the eagles, bill withers, apocalyptica, mark lanegan band, saul williams and many many more but i really do give up now...

Movies:

Silent Hill. Final Fantasy: Advent Children, sin city, old boy, pan's labyrinth, pick of destiny, clerks 2 (and most kevin smith films), school of rock, shaun of the dead, star wars films, the matrix, run ronnie run, spirited away, tommy boy, princess mononoke, kung fu hustle, anchorman, battle royale, fight club, zatoichi, spun, seven, natural born killers, 28 days later, x-men 1&2, the monty python films, lord of the rings trilogy, austin powers trilogy, waynes world 1&2, bill & ted 1&2, donnie darko, ring, ring O, pulp fiction, run lola run, reservoir dogs, house of 1,000 corpses, devil's rejects, memento, metropolis (anime), office space, the crow, vanilla sky, amelie, team america, spongebob, un chien andalou, that will do for now, i cant think of any more at the moment...

Television:

the joy of painting, my name is earl, the IT crowd, simpsons, family guy, american dad, king of the hill, south park, invader zim, the mighty boosh, full metal alchemist, TNA, WWE: Raw/Smackdown, spaced, big train, the comedy store, smallville, pimp my ride, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab 2021, peep show, mitchell and web look,

Books:

the brief history of the dead

Heroes:

if i met any of my heroes they would only dissappoint me, for they are normal people too and the legendary image i have created of them is not one they can liveup to. i think my true heroes are people i know and love, like my mum, my nan, and my best mates rob & andy

My Blog

does anybody else love...

    the music from 'run lola run' ? because i do, and it's put me in a good mood. so much so that i'm blogging about it
Posted by THOR on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST

standing at the... edge of time

A boundaryless and causeless chaotic attractor that is drawing all space and time deeper into states of novel connection and complexity - entropy, which it is said exhists at the edge of time.. at t...
Posted by THOR on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

i love the smell of Metal in the morning (or should that be 'sound of')

fuuuuuuucck!!! yeah!! there's nothing like a bit of loud strapping young lad in the morning. yes thats right morning! i think i have practically defeated the evil nocturnal-ness that had taken ahold o...
Posted by THOR on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

you're out there somewhere...

...and one day i will find you.
Posted by THOR on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:37:00 PST

my new philosophy is...

..that every ant you meet must be named!
Posted by THOR on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST

lame ass-ness

everything is gay!, ur all gay, and not in a homosexual way, but in a totally lame ass way... sweet dreams jesus!
Posted by THOR on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

breakdown, let me hear it now!

"I've come to know the coldI think of it as homeWhen there ain't enough of me to go aroundI'd rather be left aloneBut if I call you out of habit I'm out of love andI gotta have itWould you give it to ...
Posted by THOR on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

When you're with me there's a light and I can see my way

There's so many things that we miss in our everyday livesWe're so busy hustling, bustling chasing far away dreamsWe forget the little thingsLike blue skies, green eyes and our babies growingLike rainb...
Posted by THOR on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST

patrick stewart in a pink robe singing oingo boingo songs

soooo yeh saturday was fun.i decided to have a sitoff at my place which people actually attended. i was pierced in zie eyebrow, which made me feel kinda sick as i hadnt eaten all day. but people arriv...
Posted by THOR on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

I always flirt with death, I could kill, but I don't care about it

for you lot who subsribe... all 8 of you. if you can be arsed then go ahead and do this.... ask me 5 questions, any 5 questions at all, whatever they are, how ever embarassing, weird, personal, kinky....
Posted by THOR on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:58:00 PST