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Jennifer

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About Me


Moshi moshi! I'm Jennifer!I'm an English student at university. I love reading and writing, there's nothing like getting lost in a good book or the feeling you get when you've created something that's entirely your own.I love studying English Literature-it's interesting to understand why people say things they way they do and how to use Language to manipulate. The psychology behind it is incredibly interesting (and very useful at times!) I love learning, I'm interested in loads of stuff, mostly english literature and language,serial killers and true crime, politics... When I grow up I'm not sure what want to do, but I do know it will be something which I enjoy and can become successful in.My ideal job would be to remain a student forever! And just do worthwhile stuff like helping to save the planet and going to protests and shit like that.I mainly wear red and black since they're my two favourite colours...oh yeah and I'm nocturnal...
*Livejournal*
I'm an alternative model,I've done lots of work ranging from appearing in Bizarre magazine to modelling retro clothes for Pop Boutique. You can find me on Trashykittens and Evilgirls, and I'm represented by the fab Alternativ Model Management.
I am not fake. I do not have long blonde obvious hair extensions, I am not caked in make-up, and don't wear fake eyelashes. I am not covered in tattoos of swallows, cherries and skulls, and don't use words like "pyar" and "lad". I don't stand in front of a mirror all day taking "myspace pics" at stupid camera angles that hide my fat arse and big nose.I don't photoshop or edit my pictures..as you can probably tell...there's no point trying to make yourself look completely different to who you really are just to impress others!
I also haven't jumped on the burlesque bandwagon that people seem to be obsessed with right now. To be quite honest it bores me.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a nurse or a nun because I liked the unforms!
My boyfriend is a silly, long haired stoner called Rob who likes to do crazy stuff like rolling down hills in tents (and subsequently getting run over). But I love him anyway because he makes me food and lets me bite him.We've been living together for a year now and it's great!I like watching him play video games..especially scary ones like Resident Evil or Silent Hill.I'm pretty bad at playing them myself, but I love playing Tekken 5,Mortal Kombat and Final Fantasy...not forgetting classics like the Snes and Megadrive!
I model as a hobby but sometimes I get paid work which is always good!...I love dressing up in short skirts, hotpants, pvc and fishnets etc...wearing kid's t shirts, Cosplay.and basically finding cothes that make me stand out and look good in! Some people think I'm a slut because of the way I dress in the Krazyhouse, but that can't be further from the truth...most of these people are just jealous! I like expressing myself in the way I look...it's fun...God most girls my age dress like fourty year old housewives...they need to get a life!
I love outdoor sports...camping,orienteering,kayaking,climbing...I once stayed at a Navy Training base, it was the most amazing week ever!
I also like going out, usually to the Krazyhouse, The Reflex and the Blue Angel...dacing to cheesy music,taking the piss out of crap dancers,and generally having fun and not caring about what other people think.My best friend is Jay , she is a ginger wannabe lesbian ex stripper. We like making up strange games to annoy and confuse people, such as Ambush and Zombie Attack!
My friends are the best- we have fun whatever we do,whether it's going out, or lazing around watching dvds.We're not like those elitist fucks who won't accept you just based on the way you dress or the type of music you listen to. Scene kids and emos make me want to throw up, simply because they think they are better than everyone else and their whole lives are based around looking "cool" and worrying about what everyone else thinks. They spend too much time trying to look "hardcore" or whatever the hell they call it and therefore not enough time having fun!
Sometimes I fancy cartoons...like Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse,Rocky from Chicken Run,Lois from Family Guy and Brock from Pokemon... Also Video game characters...like Dante from Devil May Cry,Link from Zelda, Leon from Resident Evil 4,Snake from Metal Gear, Reno and Cloud from Final Fantasy :P
I hate it when chavs tke the piss out of you for what you're wearing, and then a few years later they're wearing it (or a cheaper variation of it) themselves! We're just ahead of fashion!....

My Interests

Those girls who drone on about how perfect their boyfriends are and how much better they are than everyone else make me sick.Me and Rob don't have to advertise our relationship on Myspace, we have a real relationship and don't feel the need to plaster lovey dovey pics all over our profiles and go on about how great the other one is all the time, because we have something real and not just for show, we've been together for almost 3 years whilst most of these shitty myspace based relationships are lucky to last a few months!
Asian Horror Apple juice Battery Organic Beating up boys Beef Monster Munch yumm yum biting Black eyeliner bouncy castles Camping cartoons cheesecake chocolate milk Christmas Green tea Clunky boots Comic books Conspiracy theories Corsets Cosplay Criminology CyberDog Androgynous girls in suits dancing dark fairytales Leonardo DaVinci Death Jr Birthday cake Chai tea Barry M cosmetics Poledancing Demonia shoes Milla Jovovich Disney Land Florida DMs Bush babies Ebay English History English literature EvilGirls fairy lights Fetishes fishnets my freckles Furbies Final Fantasy- Vivi, moogles and Chocobos they are so cute! gigs Getting my bum punched! Gloomy Bear getting the tip of my nose kissed! Gremlins Halloween hotpants Hot Topic hugs jelly babies kinky sex The Krazyhouse Adult Books Licking people or inanimate objects Lip Service Living Dead dolls lollipops Mary Janes Marvel Comics Media mini Kievs Modelling Modern&classic art (Dali, other surrealists)
Mythology 80s stuff! pigtails poetry Politics Piggybacks Powerpuff Girls Psychology
Punkyfish pvc red and black stripey stuff Roman Dirge Ruby Gloom Salvador Dali Scary Miss Mary scented candles Sega Mega Drive shots Silent Hill Spongebob Squarepants Squee Strawberri Peach clothing stripy socks Studio Ghibli Nintendo Swear shoes sweets and Pick n Mix! tattoos and piercings and crazy hair! Tekken 5 theme parks and rollercoasters 3 way kisses tiny skirts Trampolines True Crime UV lights White chocolate yummy writing Zombie filmsThings I Hate... . annoying old people who get in the way all the time bitchy girls "Bling Bling" bouncers Boys who think that they're God's Gift breaking up cheats, liars and fakes crap music Fake eyelashes Girls who call themselves "models" just because they've done a photoshoot! Done any paid work? No I didn't think so! falling over in front of people really fat people who sit next to you on the bus Being gawped at by pervy men Ignorance losing touch with friends having no money Lacoste, Von Dutch and all those other Chav names Orangeness being paranoid Fat girls in skinny jeans Scals, and all variations of Scene and emo twats The stupid faces that scene kids pull in pictures being vain

I'd like to meet:

All of my heroes....also...

Music:


I like loads of different types of music, and just because I like a certain band's music doesn't mean i have to know every single tedious little thing about them! That pisses me off so much when people say that you're not a "real fan" of them unless you know bits of useless information like what the lead singer's middle name is or how many records they have sold! for fuck's sake these people need to get a life! I also like musicals, going to the theatre is boss! Some of my favourite musicals have been Blood Brothers,Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast and Les miserables. Cheesy 80's stuff is good too! especially Human League,ABC,Tiffany, Dead or Alive, Cyndi Lauper etc!Alice in Chains Aphex Twin B-52'S Boards of Canada Bon Jovi Arthur Brown David Bowie The Capricorns Captain Beefhart Chemical Brothers Deadsy Deftones Depeche Mode DJ Yoda Danny Elfman Faith No More Fleetwood Mac Calvin Harris Squarepusher Fischerspooner Head Automatica Human League Billy Idol Michael Jackson Joy Division Robots In Disguise L7 Local H Locust Toybox Massive Attack New Order Nine Inch Nails Gary Numan Eurythmics Muse Queen Old Soil (none of that new shitty singer!) Akira Yamaoka Pet Shop Boys Portishead The Postal Service The Prodigy Rob Zombie William Shatner Sigur Ros Simple Minds Smashing Pumpkins Stephen Lynch Supertramp Take That! Talking Heads Whitesnake White Zombie

Movies:

Anything scary with blood and guts cuz I'm sadistic muahahahaah!....I also love Disney films,Studio Ghilbli, asian horror, anything 80's,and films about people's lives especially criminals and psychos!
An Officer and a Gentleman Alice in Wonderland Alien 3 The Astronaut's Wife A Tale of Two Sisters Audition Basketball Diaries Battle Royale Beetlejuice Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Bordello of Blood The 'Burbs Borat Anything Jim Carrey Casino Cannibal Holocaust Chicken Run Child's Play Critters Dave Joe Dirt The Devil's Rejects Die Hard 3 Drop Dead Fred Drunken Master Ed Wood Edward Scissorhands ET Evil Dead 1&2 Evita Falling Down The Fifth Element Final Fantasy Advent Children Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Freddy Got Fingered Goodfellas Guesthouse Paradiso Ghostbusters Ghostworld Girl, Interrupted Go The Goonies Grave of the Fireflies Hackers Halloween Hellraiser 2 Howl's Moving Castle Hocus Pocus House of 1000 Corpses Ice Age Idle Hands IT all the Jay and Silent Bob movies Jaws Jurassic Park Killer Clowns From Outer Space Ichi The Killer Kung Fu Hustle Labyrinth The Lion King The Little MermaidThe Long Kiss Goodnight The Lost Boys Visitor Q Monsters Inc Anything Eddie Murphy Natural Born Killers Nightmare on Elm Street Oldboy Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Princess Mononoke Resident Evil Apocalypse Riding in cars with Boys Robin Hood Men in Tights Rocky IV Romeo and Juliet George A Romero movies Anything Adam Sandler Secretary A Tale of Two Sisters Save the Green Planet Shaun of the Dead Shooting Fish Short Circuit Silent Hill Sin City So I Married an Axe Murderer Spongebob Squarepants Movie Stand By Me Speed 2 Spirited Away Spun Terminator 2 Three Men and a Baby This Boy's Life Titanic Versus West Side Story Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Withnail and I X-Men The Last Stand

Television:

I like comedy, especially the stuff on channel 4,standup (Billy Connolly,Ruby Wax,Steven Lynch,Jack Dee, Jo Brand, Victoria Wood,Dylan Moran, Jasper Carrott,Bill Bailey,Jimmy Carr etc) also the short films that they have on Outside (weird crazy shit on channel 4 late at night!). Cartoon Network and Nicktoons! And the stuff on Adult Swim (but u can't get it here in England *cries*) Documentaries and nature programmes are cool too.Oh yeah and internet cartoons like Neurotically Yours,Mr Saladfingers,Xombie,Retarded Baby Animals,and Jimmy Pee! Curb your Enthusiasm American Dad Two Pints Angela Anaconda Angry Beavers Bernie Mac Show Black Books Bottom Chappelle Show Charmed Courage the Cowardly Dog Cow & Chicken The Cramp Twins Count Duckula Desperate Housewives Dexter's Lab Fairly Odd Parents Family Guy
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends Frasier The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Hunger Force Invader Zim The League of Gentlemen The Mighty Boosh Monkey Dust Nathan Barley Neighbours Nip/Tuck Assy McGee Peep Show Rocko's Modern Life Pinky and the Brain Powerpuff Girls Real Monsters Red Dwarf Ren and Stimpy Robot Chicken Rugrats Drawn Together Afro Samurai South Park Spongebob Squarepants* Super Milk Chan Takeshi's Castle Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles That's My Bush! Tom Goes To The Mayor The Trap Door The Young Ones

Books:

I love reading books, ranging from the classics to sci fi and horror. I also love true crime books!
Poetry:
Simon Armitage Pam Ayres Tim Burton Lewis Carroll John Donne
Plays are cool to read too, like The Importance of Being Earnest and all of Shakespeare's plays, especially Romeo and Juliet and Macbeth.
Jane Austen:Emma Pride and Prejudice Sense and Sensibility
Enid Blyton:The Folk of the Faraway Tree Mr Meddle
Lewis Carroll
Roald Dahl:The Twits The Witches Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
Charles Dickens:Bleak House Great Expectations The Old Curiosity Shop Oliver Twist
James Herbert
Once The Rats
Stephen King:The Dark Tower books (and comic)..also anything else by him he's one of my favourite authors! Cujo Needful Things Thinner The Green Mile Insomnia IT Misery Salem's Lot The Stand
DH Lawrence
George Orwell:1984 Animal Farm
Terry Pratchett:Discworld series Good Omens
Philip Pullman:
His Dark Materials Trilogy
John Steinbeck:The Grapes of Wrath East of Eden
Tolkien:The Hobbit The Lord of the Rings
Mark Twain:
Tom Sawyer Huckleberry Finn
Oscar Wilde: The Importance of Being Earnest The Portrait of Dorian Grey
Hunter S Thompson: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Happy Birthday Jack Nicholson
Jacqueline Wilson
Also these books: Addict The Adrian Mole books An Inspector Calls Beloved Captain Corelli's Mandolin The Catcher in the Rye Charlotte's Web The Colour Purple Death of a Salesman The Handmaid's Tale The Long Dark of the Moon Lord of the Flies The Lovely Bones Moll Flanders Roll of Thunder,Hear My Cry The Phantom of the Opera The Secret Life of Walter Mitty To Kill a Mockingbird Want To Play? The Wasp Factory Wuthering Heights The Yellow Wallpaper

Heroes:

BOWIE! Terry Pratchett Oscar Wilde Steven King William Shakespeare George A Romero Rik Mayall Billy Connolly Jack Nicholson Terry Bollea (aka Hulk Hogan!)

My Blog

bing bong...

Seems like I've been out quite a lot drinking lately I think I'm turning into quite the alcoholic!On Monday  night I went to the quiz in Fabcafe with Hannah and Jenna.... we  came fifith woo...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Pirates of the Caribbean: A World's End (beware spoilers!)

On Thursday we went to see At World's End...it was amazing but in parts  but I found that the plot was confusing and hard to follow in some parts ...but what I would give to live on a ship f...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:53:00 PST

GLORY!!!

On Friday we went to see 300- at first I must admit I wasn't that fussed about seeing it but  I was curious as it was based on a Frank Miller comic, so I decided to give it a go. And guess what, ...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

Girly problems!

..> Last night me and Jay went to a dance class! Now we are worried that we can't dance...because everyone else was really good except us, we kept forgetting the moves :(...but I suppose it's becaus...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

yumyum...

Much fun was had yesterday in Modo courtesy of the buy one get one free on lovely (but sickly after a while) cocktails...yumyumyum... (but don't ever mix them with beer and Subway..gives you bad tummy...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST

Bad Rob Rising...

Oh God, yesterday was hilarious!I was in town with Rob and Jonathon, and because it was Red Nose Day, there were loads of fundraising thingies going on. Including karaoke in Central Station. We manage...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

Photoshoot pictures...

..A couple of shots from when I cosplayed Tifa from Advent Children....some extra ones here as well as the ones in my pictures section...       ...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

Wiiiiiii!

We got a Nintendo Wii on Wednesday!It was really hard trying to find one as most places were out of stock but we managed to get one from Game.They were only selling them if you bought 3 games with it ...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

Halloween All Nighter!

Pics from Saturday! In ours beforehand.... Then Old Gregg gave me an eyeful! hehe Then we finally got to the K... Look at Hannah's pretty eyes! spazzes...    ...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

Now officially a Trashykitten :OP

My set  went live on Monday....yaay :)                             ...
Posted by Jenni [W.W.M.D] on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST