Doyle profile picture

Doyle

singleservingfriend192

About Me


go here and here
.."www.darwinawards.com"From darwinawards.com:
(18 April 1999, Germany) A sword swallower died in Bonn after he put an umbrella down his throat - and accidentally pushed the button that opened it.
adopt your own virtual pet!
click below to see how weeble and bob became

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chewie!

    Europe is the only continent that lacks Chewie.India tested its first nuclear Chewie in 1974.It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Chewie!The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Chewie would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!Chewieocracy is government by Chewie!All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Chewie.When Chewie is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.When provoked, Chewie will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!Chewieolatry is the mindless worship of Chewie.Chewie can be seen from space!
I am interested in - do tell me about

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Doyle!

    If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into doyle!Doyle can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to doyle.The condom - originally made from doyle - was invented in the early 1500s.Doyle is 984 feet tall!Some birds use doyle to orientate themselves during migration.Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using doyle.Doyle is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.Only one person in two billion will live to be doyle!The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on doyle.
I am interested in - do tell me about
i'll come in again

My Interests

click the pics for a wonderous world of links

I'd like to meet:

Whoever's to blame for all of this

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey..

Music:


Movies:

can be good, can be bad, always funny to see the geeks over-reacting about films on imdb
but seriously, Star Wars (I-VI), LOTR, Station Agent, Eternal Sunshine, Cuckoo's Nest, Inside I'm Dancing (Rory O'Shea was here for any yanks out there), Garden State and lots more

Books:

Pratchett, Fforde, Adams, Brookmyre, Boyd, Palahniuk. starting to get into Banks as well

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, the Hulk (even though he's the ultimate anti-hero)..Make your own watery image at http://www.flash-gear.com/water/

My Blog

The end of the Loonies?

Today I visited the home page of my political party (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) to check how they'd done in the recent elections, and found a statement from the party's former deputy lea...
Posted by Doyle on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

I'm gonna die young

and it's gonna be their faultedit: damn myspace doesn't understand greek :(
Posted by Doyle on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:39:00 PST

myspack streamlining

just clearing out my friends list and discovered taht you can now get rid of those annoying little blank spaces in there and put your friends together as they should be ...
Posted by Doyle on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

Six nations show down

so the mighty Ireland now only need to win by 5 points more than france. (those who play in white also have a chance, but need to win by 40 odd points so its unrealistic, even against wales  ) i...
Posted by Doyle on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

Right Daughter I've Got Your Arsehole Here

great film, especially loving the line "Go to your dark side" from cameron to ewan :D i demand to be taken to a hospital...
Posted by Doyle on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

My fridge

could people who are being nice enough to leave messages on my fridge please let me know when they do as i only check my profile page sporadically and also have no idea who it is that leaves the messa...
Posted by Doyle on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:06:00 PST

fun for all the family

i've finally decided to do one of these things, but rather than waste space on my profile i've blogged it for your convenience ..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Doyle Birthday: 11/8/...
Posted by Doyle on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:54:00 PST

Fuck You Steve-Dave

or rather the laziest tosser in the premiership, mr Rio "i can't take drugs?" Ferdinand. how the fuck did we let him score in the last fucking minute. dickheads. the draw would have done us   AGG...
Posted by Doyle on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST

Gatecrashing parties and stupid finns

ha ha, went out last night with my housemates and gay mike (who's not gay but they need to differentiate) were meant to be going to the uni night at the other campus, but missed the bus and couldn't g...
Posted by Doyle on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:43:00 PST

Fucking Insomnia

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, damnit. second all nighter of the week due to lack of sleep. NOT DRINK! at least i got to watch natural born killers, is it just me or does robert downey jnr look a bit like hugh j...
Posted by Doyle on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:44:00 PST