Born from the underlying underbelly of Satans very own sack, ..Boffster.. as he is affectionately known to his friends and colleagues wants only a very few things in his own life. 1. To eat the poo of Aria Giovanni-Whom one day he fancies shall meet, and make little KuptBoff babies with one day. 2. To dominate the worlds collective musical ears with his very own slightly sensetive yet surreal take on life. 3. To once again touch the very boosoms and bottom of Aria Giovanni in such a way as not to alarm her of his vile stench ridden existence....... Failing all of the above Kuptboff will make do with his own vile and itchy horrific stench filled codpiece..!!!!!!!!
The above tooons came from and were derived from a collective sillyness and abstract thoughts. With "Dont Get In The Maoooowtaaaa", we are faced with an uncertainty that lies within us all, FEAR of the unknown...!!! This strange entity lies in wait amongst the living, in this case a multi story car park. It awaits its victim then suprises it with what can only be described as an onslaught of stentchy Boffyness, rendering its victim unconcious.
With "Cheshire Cheeze Horror Flick" an everyday ordinary televisual presenter doing a piece on that splendid food, CHEESE, falls prey to foul play as some of the cheeses he..s consumes are secretly spiked with varying drugs, to hilarious effect.
"Physco Dwarf Dirty Bugga! is what you may think it is. He..s basically a very naughty Dwarf who happens to be consumed with the vile kinky sexy filled horror of todays society. When he discovers the wonders of the Tinternoodle, he is a kinky gonna..!!!
Finally we come to the end piece, "Eating A Piece Of Celery".. Here, once again our televisual presenter is showing us that often missunderstood food, Celery. He tries to convey his pleasure in eating that bitter-sweet food, but is once again to consumed with that pleasure, oh deary deary me..!!! Please watch this space for new and exciting sillyness..
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