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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Get to da Choppa!!!

About Me

I Govern California. I pump iron all day. My pappa was a police officer. Oh ya!! I was a tank driver in dee austiran army. YAA!! OGH BLAGHAGH. I came to America in 1968. I am now a citizen pumping iron on my american soil. oh yaaa!!! I am friends with Nazi war criminals from austria. I am married to my sex lover Maria Shriver. AGHRAGHbragh. I was named Presidential chairmen of Physical fitness for George Bush in 1990. I will pump you up! oh ya. I like humping.
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."
QUOTES I STAND BY TO THIS DAY. Yes, I said dem, if you have a problem, i'll pump you to next week!!!
"I have inhaled, exhaled everything."
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
"The cock isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure."
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

My Interests

Pumping Iron. Sex. Maria. Marijuana.

I'd like to meet:

Who havent I met already?

Movies:



Hercules in New York, Kindergarten Cop , Terminator 1, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Conan, Predator, Commando, Red Heat, Twins, Last Action Hero.

Television:

I can pump 5 big screen television with one arm.

Heroes:

Andre the Giant.