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Edd The Duck

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About Me

Hi I'm Edd, those of you over 20 will remember me as the sidekick for Andy Crane (and later Andi Peters - bastard) in the Broom Cupboard on CBBC every afternoon. So what have i been up to since Peters abandoned me - well I'm not gonna say it hasnt been tough, after Peters left me I felt lost and empty, alcohol and drugs filled this void for a small time, but left me feeling like a fraction of the duck used to be, sleeping rough with very little day to day memory. I found myself stealing bread off little children who were feeding the other ducks in London Parks, I lost my self respect and alot of weight. Following 2 years on and off in rehab I finally got myself clean and decided to get back out there. Unfortunately, there arent many people who want to employ an ageing duck with a green mohawk. But I'm feeling better and determined to carry on I am an entertainer at heart and my public needs me......

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My Interests

Swimming, attending AA meetings, reading Playduck, chilling with my hommies, generally keeping it real

I'd like to meet:

All the lovely lady ducks out there, Andi Peters (So I can kick his ass for leaving me to rot in that F***ing Broom Cupboard) and your mum (again)

Music:

Kylie Minogue, MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, London Boys (R.I.P)

Movies:

Howard The Duck

Television:

Anything featuring any of my old mates from the Broom Cupboard, except that dancing one where Andi Peters looked like a Fat Teleltubbie in Lycra, I wasnt ready for that

Books:

The Edd The Duck Annual 1992 - a true classic

Heroes:

Gordon The Gopher Andy Crane and Simon Parkin

My Blog

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MADE UP FOOTBALLERS PAGES

IF WE WANTED TO ADD ALAN SMITH OR ANY OF HIS TEAM MATES THEM WE WOULD, PLEASE STOP SENDING ROUND CRAPPY MESSAGES ASKING US TO ADD PEOPLE TO OUR LISTS WHEN HALF THE MAN UTD SQUAD COULDNT EVEN TURN ON A...
Posted by Edd The Duck on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST

Love Island

Those bastards at ITV have let me down, suprise suprise. I was all set to appear on Love Island, we even discussed the possibility of being able to call it Celebrity Love Island if I appeared. But the...
Posted by Edd The Duck on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:33:00 PST