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Joe-Bo

And the duck now lies shredded in a pancake, drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies...

About Me

Time for an update methinks! I'm Joe, Joe-Bo, Joey Boy, Joesies, Slutsticks (thanks Julie!?)... or any other names you may wish to invent! I'm 22 and graduated as a professional dancer from the Italia Conti Academy of Theatre Arts last summer. I'm originally from Southampton, but currently living in East London... eep! (I joke, it's not that bad!?) I'm friendly, open, easy-going, relaxed and generally don't take life too seriously!? I'm currently working front of house and on bar at The Lion King, plus I do random bits of dance teaching to kill the time waiting 4 a 'proper' job!? I'm a very honest, open person and a bit of a romantic (love cuddles and kisses with my boy, Scott, the most gorgeous person in the world who I love soooooo much) I'm also a slight eco-freak (save the planet!) and (sadly for everyone but me) a musical theatre maniac!!! Also have a talent for podium and cage dancing I'm told!? Talk 2 me if u wanna :-) xxxBTW, for future reference...15 Reasons to Date a Dancer: 15. We've mastered the five positions perfectly. 14. We have perfect hip rotation. 13. We're used to getting on our knees and rolling around on the ground. 12. We have excellent stamina - we can go for hours, even when it hurts. 11. We have really good rhythm. 10. We are used to perfoming in minimal amounts of clothing. 9. Can you say nice legs? 8. Our moves are always perfectly choreographed. 7. We do it in front of mirrors. 6. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look. 5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it. 4. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again. 3. Sometimes, we perform multiple times a day. 2. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty. 1. One word: FLEXIBILITY.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 26th March 1985
Birthplace: Southampton
Current Location: London
Eye Color: Grey-Green
Hair Color: Brown - I add other colours when I'm bored
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: There's some Irish in me - I have no common sense!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Trainers
Your Weakness: Crisps or a cute smile!
Your Fears: Heights, Balloons (the sound they make) and Ventriloquist Dummies
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Chicken and Sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Professional dance contract
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not a phrase, but get really enthusiastic with the exclamation marks!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze button...
Your Best Physical Feature: Been told my abs and legs
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it... I'm 21!
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid and not having to worry bout grown-up stuff
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, don't know what Nestea is!?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, all coffee is bitter and twisted
Do you Smoke: Never touched a cigarette
Do you Swear: Only when irritated
Do you Sing: All the time!!!
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesn't
Have you Been in Love: Don't think so
Do you want to go to College: I've left!
Do you want to get Married: No, don't think you need marriage 2 prove you love someone. Besides, its a religious ceremony and according to most of them, I'm going to hell!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on the tea cups at Alton Towers
Do you think you are Attractive: Hate questions like this, I suppose so
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I look after myself
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, but only when inside with someone 2 cuddle up to!
Do you play an Instrument: I play the piano with one finger, once attempted the clarinet and was told to stop violin lessons at the age of 7!?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Um... yes!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: This survey has me by the balls... yes, but not tobacco
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, but only window shopping - sad I know!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Once I start, I can't stop!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: I spend my life on the stage (or hope to)
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but would love to, haha!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Just a bit - I only have to smell alcohol and I'm off!
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Only on stage
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dancer
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not choosy
Favourite Hair Color: Again, don't mind
Short or Long Hair: Any really, although really long is a big turn off!
Height: About my height-ish - makes kissing and stuff less complicated!
Weight: Slim and toned
Best Clothing Style: Any way they want!
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Many musicals and a fair few others
Number of Piercings: None - why would I want to shove metal through my body?
Number of Tattoos: None, get saggy and ugly when u get older!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many! I'm learnin to live more for the moment though!
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My Interests

Dancing (obviously), Singing, Acting, Musical Theatre, Reading, The Gym, Badminton, Cinema, Travelling - I really like change! OMG, legs!!!!! Check out the synchronised turns in 2nd at the end of this 1!? Awesome!!

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting new people so anyone with something exciting to say! Would also like 2 meet George Bush and give him a slap and Jake Shears from the Scissor Sisters - he's hot! Add to this the legends that are Victoria Wood and Julie Walters... see this below!!!Would also like 2 meet these guys below 2 ask how the hell they do this????

Music:

I've got a pretty varied music taste. I love my musical theatre! Wicked, Children of Eden, A New Brain, Hairspray and Chicago! Julie Atherton is a God! Favourite bands would have to be Scissor Sisters, Evanescense, Sheryl Crow, Alanis Morisette, Lene Marlin, Scarlet, Beautiful South, Alisha's Attic and Ace of Base (said in a shamed whisper!?) I also luv ultimate cheese when I'm out :-) Aqua, Vengaboys, Lolly!? I'd say I'm pretty open to anything!

Movies:

Would I be any kind of dancer if I didn't say Centrestage? Haha! The Incredibles, Sean of the Dead, Finding Nemo, Lord of the Rings, X-Men (all of them), Sister Act, Sister Act 2, Amelie, Acorn Antiques: The Musical, Chicago, Moulin Rouge.

Television:

I love my off-the-wall comedy - Acorn Antiques (hilarious!!), Black Books, Green Wing, Spaced, Family Guy. Also love stuff like Buffy and Charmed. Ooh, and bring back the Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock!!! (Just like 2 add, does anyone remember Roger and The Rotten Trolls, cos that was a aaaaaaamazing!!) (See below!)

Books:

'Shout for the Dead' - James Barclay - anything either funny or weird and supernatural!?

Heroes:

My friends and family - I'm not into the whole idolising stars thing! Although, Julie Atherton is a leg-end!!!! (Sorry to keep on about that but listen 2 the profile song!!!!)

My Blog

The List...

Hey guyz, me and Zoe decided 2 compile 'The List' on a drunken night-bus home! It is a list of all things annoying, pointless and down-right useless in life! Feel free to add or comment as you see fit...
Posted by Joe-Bo on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

The new job!?

Well guyz, I'm loving the new job working at Cadogan Hall and the Old Vic! Had some kinda eventful shifts tho, including stood on the Southbank counting people who go West with a clicker in the freezi...
Posted by Joe-Bo on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

End of an era...

Well guys, last nite was the final performance of Footloose and my last day working at the Novello Theatre!? :-( I'm gonna miss everyone there soooooo much! I really luv all u guyz and its been a...
Posted by Joe-Bo on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST