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Islip

I'm an arsonist, with a big box of matches - please let me in so I can set fire to your staff.

About Me


"I'm so mean I make medicine sick"

My Interests

Relaxing, Nettle tea, going to B and Q, barbecues, driving Mr Brum, eating meat and telling fibs.

Music:

Current Top 5: 1. Television 'Marquee Moon' 2. 10cc 'S/T' 3. John Cale 'Vintage Violence' 4. Zappa/Beefheart 'Bongo Fury' 5. Free CD that came with Metal Hammer.

Movies:

Malcolm McDowell is trapped in the future. He's being pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer.

Television:

1. Match of the Day, 2. Match of the Day 2, 3. Coronation Street.

Books:

Currently reading 'Day of the Triffids'.

My Blog

Armley is a happening place....

Tank makes the music in it.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcidMSgae3U...
Posted by Islip on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Why did the Chicken hate his Dad?

Because he was a cock.
Posted by Islip on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

Julia Roberts' Pussy

Why does she rub shit on it? Because it makes her horny!
Posted by Islip on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST