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nicholas jones

sodapressedzine

About Me

contact me at: sodapressed [at] hotmail.com

My Interests

stockpiling generic menswear, caffeine, nachos.

Movies:

class of 1984, carry on doctor, basket case, dead ringers, badlands, polyester, gummo, scum, mad max, beetlegeuse, welcome to the dollhouse, altered states, eraserhead, pet sematary, san soliel, the devil and daniel johnston, mr boogedy, drugstore cowboy, cremaster 3, some kind of monster, harold and maude, fargo, blade runner, creepshow.

Television:

pre-recorded

Books:

john kennedy toole, david shrigley, edgar allan poe, the brothers grimm, marcel dzama, charles burns, daniel clowes, peter bagge, william burroughs, george orwell, chris ware, gary panter, edward gorey.

Heroes:

John Waters

My Blog

Monster Killed By Laser / Broken Arm in Liverpool on Friday 28th March

FRIDAY 28th MARCH 2008MONSTER KILLED BY LASERA Melvins kebab served in a King Crimson pitta. BROKEN ARMCrime versus Born Against rubbish.ZANGIEFSlow doom sludge nonsense.OCKSENFast Slap-A-Ham style t...
Posted by nicholas jones on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

something I saw happen last week

A mattress fall off of a lorry. The red van that was behind slammed it's breaks on, grinding to a halt just short of mounting the mattress. Man in red van honks horn.Three hours later, lorry man has...
Posted by nicholas jones on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:32:00 PST

sailors interview (for cacik and bread)

Fully aware of the fact it may be our single, solitary opportunity to blab about our band, Sailors really went to town with the interview we got asked to do for the never-to-be-published 'Cacik and Br...
Posted by nicholas jones on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:29:00 PST

dear courier

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Posted by nicholas jones on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:40:00 PST

lickr

I updated my flickr for the first time in a while. Each picture comes with an explanation, to justify my compulsion to thrust what may be considered by the visual knowledgeables of this world to be sh...
Posted by nicholas jones on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:27:00 PST

smash your face off

dairy date......
Posted by nicholas jones on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST

New for Halloween 2008

For 20 pence, you can commission me to make a greeting card for any occasion. Here're two I made earlier. ...
Posted by nicholas jones on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

10 records I enjoyed in the year 2007

'2007'... what a futuristic sounding year! Here are ten records that came out in the year 2007, that I heard in the year 2007 and enjoyed. ACK ACK ACK - s/tFUCKED UP - Year Of The PigKLAXONS - Myths...
Posted by nicholas jones on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:13:00 PST

hardly revelatory...

... perhaps, but satisfying information never the less -I have just this week been informed that the reason that Scallys tuck their trousers into their socks is because in the good old days of thiever...
Posted by nicholas jones on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:52:00 PST

best. next.

best: text message I am yet to delete... I lied, i do thinkabout suicide at worknext: conversation about the smoking ban to which I am privvy (not involved in, I haven't bothered) and I hear a smoker ...
Posted by nicholas jones on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST