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Тимофе́й

But I'm dreaming of girls swimming in oatmeal...

About Me

I'm a fun-loving laidback guy who loves music and is dating an absolutely wonderful Russian girl. I believe in doom for all. I'm a freelance bassist who currently plays in a drone/ambient doom band( The Shepherdess ) and a horror punk band( The Goregoyles ). I do a lot of experimental bass stuff with digital and analog effects as well. I try to get along with everyone including suits and police officers even if I don't like you unless you give me reason to do otherwise.

I don't like idiots.
They bother me.
Unfortunately for me, they make up the majority of the human race...

If you want to know anything else, just ask.

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This is me as a zombie. Oh yes...

My Interests


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Music definitely. Mostly doom metal and its subgenres, classical, 50's and 60's doowop, classic rock, jazz, GOOD hardcore, some ambient, post-rock, punk and a few of it's subgenres, and horror rock.
The English, Russian, Italian, and German languages.
Egyptology.
GOOD horror movies.
Bruce Lee movies.
Yes I actually listen to ALL the bands on my friends list. That's why I'm friends with them.

And the AK-47. It's a great gun for a revolution...

I use Ernie Ball Super Slinky Strings and C.B.I. instrument cables exclusively.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

READ THIS BEFORE ADDING ME!!!!!!
I'm sorry it had to come to this, but I've been getting friend requests from people with whom I have NOTHING in common and bands that do not fit into my musical tastes because you all sound the same, droning on about how you lost your girlfriend to some other dude. Fine, you lost her. Potential friends. Send me a message telling me how you would be a good friend to me in MINIMUM 200 words or more. Articles DON'T count as words. Make sure it has correct spelling and grammar. I don't want bs like "OMG UR N A BAND!!!!!1111oneoneoneone" If I know you then, tell me.

Now for a list of people that I'd like to meet:

Glenn Danzig, Victor Wooten, Dixie Dave, Jaco Pastorius Les Claypool, Leo Fender, Les Paul

There are a couple of people I'd like to punch in the face, but I'm not going to list them because they're either dead or Secret Service would come knocking on my door very soon...

Music:

I am a brother of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia, the national men's music fraternity.

Now on to the real reason why you're here.....

A Cross-section of Bands That I Enjoy:
(In bold are local bands that I support)
Punk/Ska:
The Misfits
The Ramones
Rancid
Less Than Jake
Five Iron Frenzy
MxPx
The Goregoyles
Bad Religion
Mister Monster
Blitzkid
Destruction Crotch
The American Plague
Dancehall Crashers(heard 2 songs and loved what I heard)
The Real McKenzies
The Aquabats
The Vandals

Metal/Prog Rock:
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Tool
Soulfly
Absence of God
Arch Enemy
Twisted Sister
Dream Theater
Rush
Yes
Genesis
King Crimson
Gwar
Briar Gates
Weedeater
Hog Mountin
INDIAN
Noothgrush
Sea Witch
RWAKE
Bongzilla
Beaten Back To Pure
Earth
Sunn O)))
Alabama Thunderpussy
Crowbar
Down
Eyehategod
Burning Witch
Electric Wizard
Pelican
Boris
Candlemass

Rock/Classic Rock:
Led Zeppelin
Charlie Brown Jr.
Raimundos
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Nekromantix
Dire Straits
Kafir
Funerali
Chuck Berry
30 Seconds to Mars
Pink Floyd
Horrorpops
Greenwood(now Hope Dialect)
Killing Heidi

Post-Rock/Ambient:
Sri
Saxon Shore
Explosions in the Sky
65daysofstatic
Tortoise
Sigur Ros
The Album Leaf
A.Jade.Kite.Marathon
Istory Falls
A Northern Chorus
A Silver Mt Zion
Tarentel
The Shepherdess
Mogwai
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Because of Ghosts
Do Make Say Think
From Monument to Masses
Set Fire to Flames
Isis
Low
M83

Rap/Reggae:
Asheru
Johnny B Evil
Cypress Hill
Public Enemy
ICP
Twiztid
Matisyahu
Bob Marley and the Wailers

Miscellaneous Goodness:
311
Sublime
Incubus
Long Beach Dub Allstars
Pepper
Primus
Colonel Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade
Portishead
Cornbugs
Edgar Varese
Beethoven
J. S. Bach
Stravinsky
Victoria
Machaut
Josquin
Du Fay
Victor Wooten
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
Jaco Pastorius
Weather Report
Mike Lowenstern

Movies:

Nosferatu, Star Wars: Episode IV(yes I'm a geek), all the classic Universal Studios monster movies, Boondock Saints, any religious psychothriller if it's done right, Bruce Lee: Fists of Fury, Bruce Lee: Enter the Dragon, Bruce Lee: Game of Death, The Rundown(mostly for the scene where the Brazilian rebels use capoeira), Underworld, Black Mask, Jackie Chan: Rumble in the Bronx, Short Circuit, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Murder by Death, Clue, all the Pink Panthers except the new one, Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, Nochnoy Dozor(Night Watch)

Television:

Family Guy no questions asked. Futurama Married with Children Case Closed Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sealab 2021 Junkyard Wars Modern Marvels All in the Family MacGyver Sanford and Son Stargate:SG-1 and Atlantis Original TMNT

Books:

Anything by Charles Dickens, all the Lemony Snicket books, Faust by Goethe, Dracula by Bram Stoker, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Wuthering Heights, any Edgar Allen Poe, The Ragamuffin Gospel by Brennan Manning, umm my mind is drawing a blank because of lack of sleep, so I will put more later.

Heroes:

My dad, Mitchell Manley, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Albert Einstein, Dixie Dave(of Weedeater, Bongzilla, Sourvein, and Buzzoven fame), Ludwig von Beethoven, Argyle Goolsby, Jimmy Byrd, Corporate Avenger, David Gilmour(Pink Floyd), Glenn Danzig, J-sin Trioxin, Aaron McGruder, Huey Freeman, J.S. Bach, Puddin, Jean Sibelius, Edvard Grieg, Igor Stravinsky, D-Loc, Daddy X, Johnny Richter, Joe Bruce, Joey Ustler, and George Carlin.

My Blog

Commercials are propaganda...

At least most of them are. What happened to the good ol' days when all they did was present information about their product or service and left it at that? Think about it. Most of the commercials o...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:12:00 PST

I don’t expect anyone but hardcore comic book geeks to understand why...

But when I just now read that Steve Rogers/Captain America had died, tears started rolling down my cheeks. Yes, I know it's fiction. Yes, it's taken me this long to read this part of the Marvel comi...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:18:00 PST

I am well and truly sick of it...

I'm an American. I'll be a patriot til I die, and no will EVER take that away from me.BUT I'm sick of it. I'm sick of corrupt law enforcement who screw up and lie under oath to save their own behind a...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:37:00 PST

Death: The Undiscovered Country(ignore the lack of i's. Myspace is being weird.)

Or How .. Learned to Stop Fear..ng ..t And Accept the Eventual..ty(Just a note: th..s ..s not, .. repeat, NOT a su..c..de note. ..t's just me explor..ng a subject.)There ..s a fear that ..s ..n almost...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

I hate Pachelbel's Canon in D... with a passion!!

This is very true... It IS fun to jam to though......
Posted by "8<>D59 on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

You may be on to something, Terrence McKenna...

"If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written ...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:06:00 PST

It's revolution time...

Once again it is time for the conspiracy theory maker. Don't be calling your minions Big Brother, I get in enough trouble with my poli-sci major girlfriend for writing these as it is...So the gas pri...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:19:00 PST

Good epic Nordic metal.....

Name some. I'm bored. Langston and Mitchell ARE allowed to participate in this....Some conditions for this are:Keep the breakdown count to a minimumNO Amon Amarth(I'm already listening to them)NO Drag...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST

Conspiracy theory time.....

Once again, the Rev is bored and thinking, this time about politics.  Never a good subject when you're a moderate who's dating a conservative political science major.  Don't kill me, Katy.&n...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST

Not the usual ending you'd expect.....

But clever nonetheless.... What REALLY Happened to the Man With the Bucket.....   There once was a man from Nantucket,Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away wit...
Posted by "8<>D59 on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST