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About Me

I hate trying to describe myself. So use these as reference points: Uh...fuck, I guess this is where I describe myself...
Sometimes I wake up in the mornings and have this sneaking suspicion blood has pooled in the back of my brain.
I may be retarded.
I love them ojays.
Umm...I like Girlfriends. And Toni from Girlfriends.
I'm better than you.
If I hate you and you've left some belonging behind or just aren't looking, chances are I'm going to spit in/on it or defile it in some way.
I like skagg-ass bennies that give you the runs and a ridiculous headache on the come-down.
I'll give you three guesses as to why my nose might ever be bleeding.

These help, too:

Backgrounds

My Interests

Radiating waves of spirit energy
Fun, poppy, upbeat music
Ridiculous bullshit
John Woo movies
70s Chop Socky flicks
Raising hell in twelve different colors
Jamzzzz
Supafly
Rotgut whiskey
Southern Pride Chewing Tobacco
Camels
Robots that turn into Robert E. Lee
Competitive Jump-Rope
Oranges. Like, the fruit

Music:

Lucero
Drive-By Truckers
The Mountain Goats
Fu Manchu (pre-California Crossing)
Electric Wizard
Sri
Bongzilla
Weedeater
Curtis Mayfield
Rwake
Uncle Dave Macon
The Rat Pack
The Wu-Tang Clan
Rye Coalition
Hank III
Billy Joe Shaver
65daysofstatic
Birdman and Lil Wayne
Charlie Poole
Skynyrd.
Why?
Big Tymers
Whiskeytown
Project Pat
Three 6
Lord Infamous
The Moldy Peaches
Daniel Johnston

Movies:

Hard Boiled
Big Trouble in Little China
Drunken Master
A Better Tomorrow
Fearless Hyena
The Transformers: The Movie (80s)
On the Waterfront
Fist of Fury
Hong Kong 1941
The Corruptor
Five Shaolin Masters
Once a Thief
My Lucky Stars
Aladdin
The Jungle book
Shaolin Soccer
Infernal Affairs
Guys and Dolls
The Parent Trap (both versions)
The Big Green
Richie Rich
Scarface
Black Samurai
The Streetfighter
The Manchurian Candidate (60s)
Space Jam

Television:

My Brother and Me
Clarissa Explains it All
Doug
Ridiculous shit on National Geographic
Girlfriends
Boy Meets World
Even Stevens
My Name is Earl
Judge Greg Mathis
Judge Hatchett
Divorce Court
Maury
COPS
The Office
King of the Hill
Jakers! The Adventures of Pigglywinks
Mr. Roger's Neighbourhood
Dora the Explorer
The Cosby Show
Sister, Sister

Books:

A Memoir of Misfortune - Su Xiaokang
American Hardcore: A Tribal History - Steve Blush
On the Road - Kerouac
Dharma Bums - Kerouac
Hyperspace - Michio Kaku
Son of the Revolution - Liang Heng and Judith Shapiro
Paper Daughter - Ellen Man Yee
Jackie Chan: My Life in Action - Jackie Chan
Dubliners - James Joyce
Man and His Symbols - Jung
Bloodletters and Badmen
The Godfather - Mario Puzo
Wiseguy - Nicholas Pileggi
The Last Don - Mario Puzo
More to come....

Heroes:

My Blog

Contemplation and Compilation

Shit I enjoy:CamelsKoolsWulong TeaUnsweet ice teaLevi GarretGrizzly WintergreenFu ManchuKing of the RoadElectric WizardLynyrd SkynyrdHank WilliamsBilly Joe ShaverEarly TimesRebel YellNatural IceClawha...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

Oooh, he a poet, too? He so sen-si-tiiiiive. Ima be his muse...

This shit is straight gutta, son. Yeah, Wong. He's a poet. This man spits words from the heart. And he don't take no shit. But he so sen-si-tiiiive. Like Lance from The Cosby Show. Remember? Pam's fri...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

Crank dat 15...again

1. Don't worry about me, brighteyes. I love being alive too much to fuck up. Royally, at least. But if I do crash and burn, you definitely have the first rights to all the "I told you sos" that you wa...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:07:00 PST

Ramblin’ sumbitch.

All the people who taught me living are dying. I've been struggling with concepts of mortality and reality of illusions. I hate that I have moments in which I can't tell what's tangible, what's real. ...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:06:00 PST

I’m just sittin’ here, havin’ a drink and eatin’ dinner...

Fuck. Can't comprehend shit! It's a losing game, I've had enough. Little silver heart that you once ado-hored... Little tiny glass in my rain; that shit sucks. Just a little silver heart...blehb...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:55:00 PST

Creation and the Gift of Fire

I've decided that we need a new mythology in modern times. Not enough of the old practices are still enacted and a new mythos may be just what we need.In the beginning, there were only two things in e...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

Diaspora

For years now, as a people, we've been scattered to the winds. Our roots are only the most superficial. Slowly, slowly, we begin to assimilate into the new culture. We slowly shed off what made us gre...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PST

A nice idea.

I saw this somewhere else:I'm going to quote what people think of me and post it in my about me.Leave answers as blog comments.Myspace is totally awesome.Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That li...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST

Memories, how sweet.

I'm doing battle with an axe wielding giant snake. It's a python with three fangs, a Confederate battle flag tattooed on the back of it's throat, and he's riding a razor scooter. We're doing battle in...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

And when the winter months have passed...

Is this what I'm going to turn to from now on? Sweet salvation of a blank page? When it's too late for me to even care anymore? I told myself that I wouldn't do this. I told myself that I was done. I ...
Posted by Wei Ah-Yuen on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST