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Bangkok Smashire

missbombay

About Me

i love: new orleans, the dirty south, southern hospitality, funk in all shapes and sizes, pitbulls, pigdogs, pigs, sparkles, (watching...kung-fu, capoera, brekin) grimey beats from dirty streets, the Atlanta Roller Girls, Providence Roller Derby, The Denim Demons, Pal's Lounge, Dragon's Den, beer, El Myr, fashion from the 40s-70s, the theme song to sanford and son, any excuse to wear a costume, glitter committee, cooking under pressure, other people's pets, ORHS class of '96, Mike Jones, Andruw Jones, Spike Jonze, and Stefanie Jonesspecial powers include: my 6th sense and the ability to give nicknames that stick

My Interests

scandinavian health care, dogs(big and small), skating, music, seamless hip-hop or dancehall sets, feeding people, traveling (when i'm lucky), netflix, glitter committee, beats of all speeds and sizes, spreading love for misunderstood pitbulls. ninjas

I'd like to meet:

spragga benz, musical geniuses, comedic virtuosos, lyrical masterminds, ninjas in training, boys who cook, girls who appreciate the awesome force that is roller derby and animals who snort

Music:

Music from New Orleans!!! Tribe Called Quest, Onyx, Outkast, P-FUNK, Bunji Garlin, Bjork, Massive Attack, JSBX, Shirley Bassey, Anne Peebles, Bo Diddly, Damian Marley, Outkast, Radiohead, CCR, Thievery Corporation, Gang Starr, BDP, Richie Spice, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Lee Perry, Scientist, Portishead, Mazzy Star, Serge Gainsbourg, The Ramones, Buju Banton, Curtis Mayfield, Livication Sounds,Exodus Steel Band, Al Green, Prefuse 73, The Black Keys, Blonde Redhead, DJ Premier, L7, The Kinks, Desmond Dekker, Toots and the Maytals, Bounty Killa, Redman, Tom Petty, Jimmy Cliff, RZA, Dolly Parton, PJ Harvey, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Meters, Kraftwerk, The Fugees, Brand Nubien, Madlib, Kool Keith, Otis Redding, Stevie Wonder, Mike Jones, Ludacris, Wu-Tang, Spragga Benz, Busta Rhymes, David Bowie, The Vibrations, Curtis Mayfield, The Clash, Minor Threat...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Battle Royale, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore, City of God, Salaam Bombay, Mystery Train, Half Baked, The Royal Tennenbaums, Amelie, L'Auberge Espanol, The Great Muppet Caper, Raging Bull, There's Something About Mary, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Say Anything, 16 Candles, Muriel's Wedding, Coffee and Cigarettes, Motorcycle Diaries, All About My Mother, Antonia's Line, Drop Dead Georgeous, Waiting for Guffman, The Legend of Drunken Master, Fists of Fury, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Trainspotting, The Constant Gardner, Life is Beautiful, Napoleon Dynamite, Ghost Dog, Super Troopers, Old School, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, Rockers, The Harder they Come, Life of Brian, Spaceballs, Comin to America, Dogma, Resevoir Dogs

Television:

Simpsons, The Sopranos, Family Guy, the Daily Show, The Chapelle Show, Cartoon Network, Food TV, In Living Color, The Muppet Show, Entourage, The Office, Real World pre 2000

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Confederacy of Dunces, everything by Herman Hesse, Geek Love, The Sufferings of Young Werther, The Life of Pi, the Tin Drum (when i finish it), Crazy in Alabama, Interpreter of Maladies, Down and OUt in London and Paris, High Fidelity, The Prophet, Where the Red Fern Grows, Witches, Sula, The New American Bartender's Guide, Beneath the Underdog, The Beauty of Color, The Little Prince, books about musicians

Heroes:

my mama, mary huynh, ms. laverne, stevie wonder

My Blog

needs to get me one of these!

finally, my dreams have come true!! Mini-pigs have become the latest fad in China with people flocking to buy them as pets.Owners believe the pigs are lucky as 2007 is the Year of the Boar.Liu, owner...
Posted by Bangkok Smashire on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

P.P. McGee

  saturday nite i went to a birthday party. it started as a pumpkin carving party, the guests were really into it and surprisingly really good too!  i, on the other hand, gave...
Posted by Bangkok Smashire on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

oh the horror!!

i'm sure most of you will be just as horrified as me, to realize i don't own any of the TOP 10 must have items this fall. how will i survive? how can i avoid the penetrating stares of the masses ...
Posted by Bangkok Smashire on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST

the bloodshot look..

thanks to everyone who's been there for me during my surgeries. thanks to everyone who wrote, called, and drove my ass around town! i can't thank you enough. for those of you who didn't see me, i look...
Posted by Bangkok Smashire on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:30:00 PST

soca warriors win win win!!!

Just an FYI...here is the world cup schedule http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/calendar.html can u guess who i'm cheerin for??  ...
Posted by Bangkok Smashire on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST