weird insurance! |
Rained OutFor the Las Vegas-style approach to insurance, New York agency Worldwide Weather (www.weatherins.com/vacation/vacation) insures against the elements. You pick the dates, the place and the ki... Posted by Universal Measure on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:18:00 PST |
how much they really care |
..">nice to know how much they really care about you huh?-W Posted by Universal Measure on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST |
what are the odds? |
A lady was driving to another state and along the way she lost control of her car somehow. She ended up jumping the freeway median and skidding into on coming traffic. Her car slammed into a guy on a ... Posted by Universal Measure on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:11:00 PST |
Mixing |
We are in the process of mixing our first full length right now. If your wondering why we aren't playing out that much right now, that's why. Although we are working on a special set for St. Patty's d... Posted by Universal Measure on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:20:00 PST |
Giving head, taking head |
Berlin - A man arrested after walking through town swinging the severed head of his sister-in-law by the hair told police she had provoked him, German prosecutors said on Wednesday. The 24-year-old ma... Posted by Universal Measure on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST |
Fucked up Story 4 |
Once again from "The Men's Room." A man was in another country illegally (I forgot which one) and got attacked by a group of teenagers as he was walking down the street one night. He was badly beaten ... Posted by Universal Measure on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:40:00 PST |
It felt SOO GOOOD! |
Sunday I went into the studio for a full 10 hour day to finish recording the final vocals that were keeping us from moving forward with our album. We will now move into the mixing process. It was awes... Posted by Universal Measure on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:50:00 PST |
Story 3. Oh My God |
So I heard on the Men's Room (KISW) today that a guy went in for surgery on his digestive system or something. The doctors fucked up and attached what was supposed to be attached to the rectal stump t... Posted by Universal Measure on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Not for weak stomachs! Story 2 |
So this is supposedly a true story! A girl gives her boyfriend a blow job, the next day she has a sore throat. That happens to girls sometimes so she didn't think much of it. After a few days of conti... Posted by Universal Measure on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:10:00 PST |
Running Start |
A friend of mine told me a story I just had to share. She was friends with a lady whose occupation was a sex therapist (I'll call her Sandy). One night Sandy got a call from one of the couples she was... Posted by Universal Measure on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:50:00 PST |