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TACKLEBERRY

Sorry Sugarlips, I don't speak Bitchnamese...

About Me

The wayward son of a preacher man.

My Interests

YOU.....sushi pigouts, cushy places with loud music and good liquor, sunny poolside hotel bars....a great story; written, filmed, or spoken....looking for the deeper meaning in everything, but still not taking it too seriously....tennis, Havasu water sporting, shooting big guns, Lakers, Raiders, sloshball, nerf darts....little kids that aren't mine...disco naps and koosh snaps.

I'd like to meet:

My soulmate will be a drop dead gorgeous deaf-mute nymphomaniac in tubesocks and roller skates ,who owns a fishing boat, liqour store, and casino. Excellent weapons handler and clip loader. Be Loaded and willing to spoil me. I am flexible about the casino part, but the rest is absolutely serious. Please dont waste my time.

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Music:

Incubus, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Donald Glaude, Microwave Dave, John Lee Hooker, Cut Chemist, DJ Shadow, Two Lone Swordsman, Slayer, Doc Martin, Frank Sinatra, Grateful Dead, Chilis, Janes, Suicidal, Jason Bentley, DJ Vice Hip Hop if Im drunk.

Movies:

Work, The Tenants, Roman, The Woods, Renegade, May, Confidence, Training Day, City of God, American History X, The Shining, Awakenings, Taxi Driver, Hoffa, Moonlight Mile, Big Fish, Rat Race, Under the Cherry Moon, all the Vacations, Fast Times, Spun, Fletch Lives, Blazing Saddles, Legends of the Fall

Television:

Jerry Lewis Telethon

Books:

Clean Fisting for the Elderly, How to live on Pigeons and Dogfood, Covering Up the Murder: A Slasher's handbook, Digital Shaft Oscillation for Pros 5.1, Truly Tasteless Jokes 1-16, Jesus Juice: The Michael Jackson Story

Heroes:

Anyone with the balls to live in Florida.

My Blog

My Penis Needs A Raise

The Penis Wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do...
Posted by BETTA AKS SOMEBODY FOOL on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

Welfare Junkies and Urine Tests

Like a lot of folks, I have a job.  I work, they pay me (though not nearly enough).  I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck, ...
Posted by BETTA AKS SOMEBODY FOOL on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

Keep on Thrashing- A little bit of history

>  Historical Significance>>  Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe> and  hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat . The > Na...
Posted by BETTA AKS SOMEBODY FOOL on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

Doctors and Gun Owners

DOCTORS & GUN OWNERS   DOCTORS:   (A)    The number of physicians in the United States:    700,000 (B)    Accidental deaths caused by physic...
Posted by BETTA AKS SOMEBODY FOOL on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

natural born salesman

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. ...
Posted by BETTA AKS SOMEBODY FOOL on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST