YOU.....sushi pigouts, cushy places with loud music and good liquor, sunny poolside hotel bars....a great story; written, filmed, or spoken....looking for the deeper meaning in everything, but still not taking it too seriously....tennis, Havasu water sporting, shooting big guns, Lakers, Raiders, sloshball, nerf darts....little kids that aren't mine...disco naps and koosh snaps.
My soulmate will be a drop dead gorgeous deaf-mute nymphomaniac in tubesocks and roller skates ,who owns a fishing boat, liqour store, and casino. Excellent weapons handler and clip loader. Be Loaded and willing to spoil me. I am flexible about the casino part, but the rest is absolutely serious. Please dont waste my time.
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Work, The Tenants, Roman, The Woods, Renegade, May, Confidence, Training Day, City of God, American History X, The Shining, Awakenings, Taxi Driver, Hoffa, Moonlight Mile, Big Fish, Rat Race, Under the Cherry Moon, all the Vacations, Fast Times, Spun, Fletch Lives, Blazing Saddles, Legends of the Fall
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Anyone with the balls to live in Florida.