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About Me

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My Interests

sleeping eating napping snacking. dozing off and barbequing. being in the ocean. the clean one. writing, snowboarding, studying, takin pics, traveling,hangin with my pals.

I'd like to meet:

Lao Tzu & the big guy. Mother Nature.
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Music:

Sublime, STP, lily allen, sophie ellis baxter, joss stone, bee gees, india arie, NIN, RHCP, Nelly, Snoop Dizzle, Foo fighers, u2, nirvana, Doors, alicia, Eagles, norah jones, old beastie boys, jimi hendrix, J.T., M.J. orson, Enrique y Julio, Slightly Stoopid, greenday, offspring, mari manson, rage, PJ, system, journey. href=http://www.glitter-graphics.com ..'Myspace Graphics'

Movies:

yup.

Television:

Not so much. entourage, discovery. fuel tv.

Books:

Thom Hartmann, Hank Wesselman, Harold Klemp, Marianne Williamson, Herman Hesse, Michael Lerner, Alberto Villoldo, Frederick Douglass, Deepak, Neal D.W., Walt, etc. Last hours of ancient sunlight, the alchemist, prophets way, way of the peaceful warrior, vibrational medicine, celestine prophecy.

Heroes:

people who take time to help others.

My Blog

oh those doctors...

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before i...
Posted by April on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while ...
Posted by April on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST

ways 2 let some1 know their fly is open

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You've got Windows on your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's tryi...
Posted by April on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:33:00 PST

new rules

George Carlin's New Rules for 2007>>> New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a> reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly > like t...
Posted by April on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:12:00 PST

shopping 4 a spouse

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: ...
Posted by April on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST

no sex since 1955

Subject: No Sex since 1955A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himselfat a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young&...
Posted by April on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

f*ken virgins

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she woul...
Posted by April on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

why parents drink

And this is why parents drink!!!!!!! >>> >>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his >>>bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an >>>envelope, p...
Posted by April on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

doctors tell all

Doctors Tell All It pays to have a sense of humor during a medical exam - MAKE SURE YOU READ ALL 8 OF THEM. THEY ARE VERY FUNNY....... 1. A man comes into the ER and yells,"My...
Posted by April on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST

ouch

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If ...
Posted by April on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST