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Daria Snape

I am not your savior, I am just as fucked as you!

About Me

Snape Rules!


"My house is many rooms. I occupy but a few; the rest go unvisited."
Guess I am a pretty laid back person, though I do require good amounts of "alone time" hanging out with friends is always fun. I have been told I can be quite sarcastic and cynical. But Hey!! What's wrong with that? I adore animals!! All kinds! I currently have a black-capped conure named Jazzy. She is my pride and joy. I wanna own a horse, dog, cat, anoles etc. Maybe even open up an animal shelter for abused animals. Animals are my children....speaking of children.....vomit vomit vomit!!!! Don't like kids, don't want kids...and not they are NOT cute. Especially babies!!!! What ugly little creatures!! I suppose children can come in handy....like for child labour! I am a vegetarian, been one for about 11 years now. I don't wear leather or fur.
You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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-Hurt- I hope you know this is my FAVORITE nine inch nails
song. Many people have left your life.. and it
seems that every time you are hurt even more.
Sometimes you consider killing everyone that's
ever hurt you, but deep down you know that you
care too much to do that. You are always there
waiting for them to come back into your life,
and would give them everything you have if they
did.. but you know you're just going to
disappoint them.
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Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You're Transgender Barbie! You're well, there's no
way to describe you. Pick a sex and stay with
it!
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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I Love Villains!
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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What member of The Beatles are you??

George Harrison
You are George Harrison!! you are quiet and like to keep to yourself. Dont worry everyone can see your talent shine through.
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Daria
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."
You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?
Mournful, angsty, dark, passionate. You are Louis,
you poor, tortured soul.
Which Anne Rice Vampire Are You?
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You Are 50% Extrovert, 50% Introvert
You're a bit outgoing, a bit reservedLike most people, you enjoy being socialBut you also value the time you have aloneYou have struck a good balance! Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
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What is your political orientation?

WUNist
You're a WUNist! (World United Nationalist.) You hold beliefs that fall in the range between the views of the democrats and republicans. You're probably in support of globalization. You like to compromise and you're a level-headed person that considers what's best for everyone. You enjoy when conflicts are solved and you're usually the person best qualified to solve them.
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You Are 52% Femme and 48% Butch!
80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken.60 - 79% Femme - Girl? Almost certainly. If not, you've got some major man boobs going on.40 - 59% Femme - Girl or guy? Even your best friends can't figure this one out.20 - 39% Femme - You are likely male, or the toughest, scariest lesbian around.0 - 19% Femme - You are 100% male. You make cowboys look like pussies.How Butch or Femme Are You? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

You Are a Switch!

Top. Bottom. Giver. Taker. You can't make up your mind.
And truth is, why should you? Kink is wildest when you can switch roles.
You're ability to get off in all sorts of ways makes you a versitile lover.
You can get along with a sub or dom(me) - but another switch is what really blow your mind
Are You Dominant or Submissive?
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Take the quiz: "WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU ?? (4 GIRLS)"

Secret Window
Your cryptic, yet that's what makes you intriguing. You have a mixed personality and your always up for adventure.
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Agnostic
You've probably studied loads of different religions, but you're just not sure if any of it is true. Evolution makes some sense to you, but it doesn't satisfy you. Lastly, your personality is one of question, but you won't go out of your way to find -The Truth- It's more of a hobby.
You are Severus Snape
You are a whiz at potions and skilled at working as a double agent for Dumbledore and Voldemort. But who�s side are you on? Although you may have been lead astray by the dark lord initially, you are really fighting the good fight, as a spy against the death eaters. Or is it the other way around?
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Take the quiz: "What Horse Breed Are You?"

Arabian
You have a firey heart and are loyal.
Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
You Are A Lime Tree
You are intelligent, hard working, and innately successful.You try to change what you can in life - and you accept what you can't change.Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting.Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you love.You have many talents, but you don't have enough time to use them. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
you are JENNY! you are sweet, shy, and innocent,
but you've got a darker, sexier side...and you
cant hold it in forever! you're the closet
freak of the group!
Which Character from The L Word are You???
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You are Agonistic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Your Birthdate: March 13
Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit.You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize.Sincere and honest, you are a serious, hard working individual.Your feeling are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times.You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details.Your intolerance and insistence on complete accuracy can be irritating to some. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your Political Profile


Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
I LOVE PLAYING TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER

My Interests

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Animals, horseback riding, pulling pranks on people, obviously music and watching movies. I LOVE rollercoasters! Amusement Parks are next to heaven as is the sea, ocean, lake, any body of water. Swimming (though not too good at it). Tennis, mini golf and pool can be fun. Enjoy reading at night by candlelight (horror books of course) skydiving is cool would love to do it again, canoeing, just hanging out with friends, concerts. Would love to travel more or just horseback ride across the country. Also LOVE LOVE and LOVE art of all kinds...MC Escher, Monet, Burne-Jones, Dali, Van Gogh, O'Keefe, Frida, Rubens,Durer, Van Eyck, Michelangelo etc. I pretty much will find at least one thing I like from any artist. Some examples of things I like:

I'd like to meet:

People who are open minded, enjoying doing various activities, have a sick sick sense of humour. Respect animals and nature....OH is this suppose to be WHO I would like to meet??? ooops.....okay Sigmund Freud, the real "Eve" and "Sybil" myself in another life, can't think of anyone living who I would like to meet.
I would be thrilled to meet someone I could travel around Europe with and go to Art Museums! Or even go on a tour of Amusement Parks across the US. Or on a horseback riding adventure! Let me know, that way I can start saving up money :)

Music:

Pink Floyd (my fave)
NIN, Beatles, Monkees, Police, Almost anything from the 80's (i.e. Poison, Motley Crue, Boy George, Wham, Heart, Skid Row, Duran Duran, Cinderalla, etc) Classic Aerosmith (late 70's) Robert Miles, Smashing Pumpkins, Peter Gabriel, Sting, Sade, ABBA, Radiohead, Bjork,Anthrax,Janet Jackson, Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, TOOL, David Bowie, Hall & Oates, Bee Gees, Eminem, Queen, The Doors, Metallica and many others.

Movies:

I adore almost anything from Terry Gilliam. A Fish called Wanda, Se7en, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Mary Poppins, Sound of Music, The Hours, American Beauty, Far From Heaven, Victor Victoria!, Gladiator, Casino, Liar Liar, Elizabeth, American History X, Boyz in the Hood, Chicago, American Sweethearts,Office Space, Harry Potter, Heathers, The Wall, Head, A Hard's Day Night, Alice in Wonderland, Spirited Away, Ravenous, Titus, Romper Stomper, Its a Wonderful Life, South Pacific, City of God,The King and I, U-turn, Godfather Trilogy,Clue,The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Dune, Being John Malkovich, The Sum of Us, IT,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lost Boys, Interview with the Vampire, Seconds, Raising Victor Vargas, 5th Element, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Star Wars, Willy Wonda, Heavenly Creatures, Reform School Girls,The Others, What happened to Baby Jane? Annie, All About Eve, Clue,As Good as it Gets,Red Dragon, The Anniversary Party, The Cell, Stigmata,Leon; The Professional,The Full Monty, Muholland Dr., Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Saves Christmas, Ernest Goes to Jail, Clerks II, Mallrats, Dogma, Luther, Maurice,Ocean's 11, Napoleon Dynamite, Priscilla; Queen of the Desert,Go,Saving Grace, Quills, Amadeus, Brokeback Mountain, Eastern Promises,No Country for Old Men,There Will Be Blood,Death at a Funeral,1408,3:10 to Yuma, Walk the Line, Silent Hill and..much much more....
My hubby :)


And my love.....JULIE ANDREWS!!
My Current Lusting: LIAM NEESON! OHHHH BABY!

Television:

Frasier, Simpsons, South Park, Sopranos, OZ, Queer as Folk, League of Gentlemen, Are You Being Served?, Mr. Bean, Tales of the City, Fawlty Towers, Arrested Development, almost anything on Animal Planet and Bravo, Rocko's Modern Life, Real World, Road Rules, RW/RR,King of the Hill, Howard Stern, Surreal Life, Coupling, Strangers with Candy, Reno 911, The L Word, Family Guy,ROME, Family Plots, Dog, I love Kids in the Hall and The State,Celebrity Rehab Gimme a Break (when it was on) The Jeffersons, Daria, Mr. Ed, and you guessed it.....much more...

Books:

Anything from horror like King or Koontz, to Classics like Wuthering Heights, Crime and Punishment,Hamlet, A Separate Peace,The Bell Jar,Catcher in the Rye,Lemony Snicket, Running with Scissors,Harry Potter,I Love You Beth Cooper,Trigger, Man's Search for Meaning, Flowers for Algernon, Go Ask Alice, all of Carlos Castaneda's books, any book on True Crime/Serial Killers, A Macabre Miscellany,Books on animals especially about birds and horses, anything Psychological like the DSM or DSM casebook; books like the Quiet Room,Dibs; In Search of Self,Sybil, Becoming Anna,When Rabbit Howls,Three Little Words, Whispers;voices of the Paranoid, First Person Plural My Life as a Multipe, Autobiography of a Schizophrenic Girl. Also adore Greek Mythology. But my favorite book is....

Heroes:

This is an easy one, my mother. Anyone who protects the rights of animals!

My Blog

Pieta

Hello All.I am currently reading a book called A Fractured Mind by Robert Oxman. For some reason in the past month I have read about 10 books. I know for some of you this is probably not much but gen...
Posted by Daria Snape on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

Well said....


Posted by Daria Snape on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:46:00 PST

Sex Dream with Tony Danza

I have no idea why! I don't even like him. Well in any case it started off interesting enough. We were in a random bedroom both wearing those Viking Horn Hats. We were at opposite sides of the be...
Posted by Daria Snape on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One time at a farm I saw a llama...

I thought it was smiling at me, so I moved a bit closer to the fence. To my surprise when I got closer the llama seemed to grin even broader. Then all a sudden the dang llama spat a huge wad of dry gr...
Posted by Daria Snape on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST