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Ned

sunbathing in the ninet quadrant is usually fatal because....

About Me

I am afraid of beef medallions.This is my website wasistdas.co.ukThis is my top 10 most listened to recording artistes of last week:

My Interests

I am interested in lots of things. Laughter. Movies. Photography. Gena. Vinyl. Webernet. Theatre. Astronomy. Poetry. Clubbing. Gigging. Stuff.

I'd like to meet:

a squirrel who carries a pocket watch, who wears a smoking jacket and top hat.

Music:

Everything.Prince. Sigur Ros. The Libertines. Ryan Adams. Joy DIvision/New Order.!!!. Acid Mothers Temple, Add N To X. Air. Aim. Akron/Family. Alabama 3. The Album Leaf. Alpinestars. Amp Fiddler. Angels Of Light. Aphex Twin. Arctic Monkeys, Ash Ra Tempel, At The Drive In. Audioslave. The Auteurs. Badly Drawn Boy. Arthur Baker. Babyshambles. John Barry. Beatles. Beyonce. Blues Explosion. Boris. Billy Bragg. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Bloc Party. Davd Bowie. Break Reform. James Brown. Kate Bush. David Byrne. Can. Caribou. The Cardigans. Nick Cave. Cody Chestnut. Cinematic Orchestra. Cinerama. The Clash. cLOUDDEAD. Cluster. Tony Conrad. The Cramps. Cranes. Cult Of Luna. Daft Punk. Death From Above 1979. Doves. Durutti Column. Embrace. Elbow. Embryo, Brian Eno. Faithless. Faust. Fingathing. Flaming Lips. Four Tet. Franz Ferdinand. Fridge. Serge Gainsbourg.Gang Starr. Gershwin. The Go! Team, The God Machine. Godspeed You Black Emperor! Gonzales. Gorecki. Gorillaz, Gravenhurst. Guru Guru. Happy Mondays. Harmonia. Richie Hawtin. Lee Hazzlewood, Jimi Hendrix. Isis. Jane's Addiction. Jet. Robert Johnson. Kaiser Chiefs. Jon Kennedy. The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu, The Killers. The Kills. The KLF, Konono No.1, Kraftwerk. Femi Kuti. Laibach. Lamb. LCD Soundsystem. Les Rhythmes Digitales. Levitation. Jesse Malin. Marilyn Manson. The Mars Volta. Massive Attack. Mastodon. MC5. Mice Parade. Mogwai. The Mooney Suzuki. Enio Morricone. Mum. Muse. Neu!. NIN. Ninja Tune. Only Child. Yoko Ono. Outkast. Theo Parrish. Dawn Penn. Pigbag, PIL, Popol Vuh. Primal Scream. Public Enemy. Queens Of The Stone Age. Rae & Christian. Radio 4. Radiohead. The Ramones, The Rapture. Razorlight. The Roots. Michael Rother. DJ Shadow. The Smiths. Songs Of Green Pheasant. Sophia. Soulwax. Spacemen 3. Sparklehorse. Stockhausen. The Stone Roses. The Stooges. The Subways. Sun Ra, Damo Suzuki, Swans. System Of A down. Talk Talk. Talking Heads. Tangerine Dream, Tom Tom Club. Trespassers William, TV On The Radio. The Window Right, U2. Underworld. Velvet Underground. Martha Wainwright. Tom Waits. Wedding Present. The White Stripes. Witthser & Westrupp. Jay Z.DJs: 2 Many DJs, Erol Alkan, Charlie Dark, Kenny Dixon Jnr, Laurent Garnier, The Glimmers, Theo Parrish, Justin Robertson, The Unabombers, Andy Votel

Movies:

Miller's Crossing. The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. 28 Days Later. Fight Club. Purple Rain. The Frighteners. Django Kill. Baz Luhrman's Romeo And Juliet. Monty Python's Movies. The third Harry Potter film. Das Experiment. Spritited Away. Amelie. The Loneliness Of The Long Distance RUnner. Evil Dead. It's A Wonderful Life. The Motorcycle Diaries. Enter The Dragon. There's Something About Mary. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Life Is Sweet. Passolini's The Canterbury Tales. Annie Hall. Bringing Out The Dead. Career Girls. Dr Zhivago. Insominia. Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Midsummer's Night's Sex Comedy. Polanski's Macbeth. Anything by Hitchcock. Secretary. The Ring. Sunset Boulevard. Young Adam. Requeim For A Dream. Any Tarrantino. The Man Who Fell To Earth. Shakespeare In Love. Suspiria. Lawrence Of Arabia. Chicken Run. Meet The Parents. 24 Hour Party People. Any Chaplin

Television:

The Mighty Boosh. Lost. Extras. Monty Python's Flying Circus. The Day Today. The Prisoner. 24. The Shield. Twin Peaks. The Office. Frasier. Phoenix Nights. The League Of Gentlemen. The Singing Detective. Pennies From Heaven. Brimstone & Treacle. Moonlight On The Highway. Hammer House Of Horror. Millenium. Brasseye. Chorlton & The Wheelies. The Clangers. The Simpsons. Father Ted. Fawlty Towers.

Books:

kerouac. shakespeare. coleridge. blake. shelley. plath. hp lovercraft. jg ballard. burroughs. Grant Morrison. capote. fleming. trocchi. orwell. clive barker. dylan thomas. Alan Moore. elmore lenard. jim dodge. dostoyevski. tolstoy. cervantes. james elroy. will self.

Heroes:

Woody Allen. Bruce Lee. William Shakespeare. Fela Kuti. Number 6. Prince. Bill Hicks. Dennis Potter. Chris Morris. Rockman Rock. Kingboy D. Charlie Chaplin.

My Blog

So, can you help nail down who I am?

Ever heard of Johari? No, I hadn't either, but it's almost kinda cool.You got to your friends Johari page and pick six of the listed traits which you think most sum up the person. And it adds up a pro...
Posted by Ned on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:34:00 PST

NYE sorted

Kev, thank you so much for the tickets.
Posted by Ned on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:45:00 PST

ch-ch-ch-changes!

Well.......It has been some time since I wrote a blog on here and that's rather silly as a hell of a lot has happened.Firstly - I'M GETTING MARRIED!Hopefully, you've already heard. If not, I am really...
Posted by Ned on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

This is what N.E.D. is about...

Well....Perhaps something was in the air.The Saturday before last, I spotted it. Walking through the hustle & bustle of Huddersfield 2nd hand market on a Saturday morning, I came across a record s...
Posted by Ned on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

The final speech in The Great Dictator

Watched Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" today for the first time in years.Just felt compelled to put the closing speech up on my blog.I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an Emperor - that's not my busine...
Posted by Ned on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST

Just stupidly happy

Today is such a ridiculous day, because I feel so happy and just for silly little things.The following things made me feel giddy with joy today (in order of occurance):1.Grey, rainy day! After all tha...
Posted by Ned on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

DJing for Rother & Moebius

Wow, what a night!Last night Michael Rother & Dieter Moebius played Hebden Bridge:View from the DJ table:Supporting them was DNCN who did a live laptop set of really good, minimalist techno. Perfe...
Posted by Ned on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:23:00 PST

I still miss someone

thanks to Jon for the photo
Posted by Ned on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:36:00 PST

secret knowledge

I bought some frozen chips last month which I thought were oven chips. They weren't. It said they could be cooked by deep fat fryer [which I don't have] or by shallow frying. When I shallow-fryed them...
Posted by Ned on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:20:00 PST

further adventures in the new world

Well, it's been a few days since my last blog.Been up to all sorts. Went a roaming in a creek near Phoenix with Gena, her brother Chris and their cousin Ken. Managed to fall over on a rock slope, pick...
Posted by Ned on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:46:00 PST