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King Christopher is workin' on the Guns!

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About Me

Dark hearted, moody, quick witted, strutty, sexy and sarcastic venue manager from the land of Hudd. I could type a lot here but really whats the point???You all already know far too much............ I am your God, your leader, your king and you must worship me!I am a sarcastic twisted sod and can sometimes be quite cutting, but I assure you thats just my sense of humour, like it or lump it. I like to meet similar people with similar tastes - Beer!!!!People who 'Add friend' me - I will be your friend only if I think you're interesting, so please don't spam me as I am a very very busy boy..........Thanks xoPeople who haven't got a myspace account, do sign up then you can see all the revealing questionare stuff, not that I let many cats out of the bag. Always preferred to throw em straight in the canal!Bastards!
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Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.
Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.
Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Depression Level: 20%
You aren't depressed, and you probably already knew that.
Like everyone else, you have ups and downs.
But unlike most people, you've mastered keeping your mood stable.
Your Penis Name Is...
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My Interests

People - I find you all very interesting, you are all my little play things and you must all be punished. Its well known that I don't suffer fools and can't be abide ignorance, be a friend and I'll be the most smashing that I can be straight back atcha! !I also enjoy DJing in the Hudd, doing quizes and being the rudest sarciest Quiz master on the planet. I love going to see bands (just done the Leeds fest with the Malster)and occasionally whack togethor my own tunes and remixes. I enjoy the company of good wholesome strong women, love the occasional beer with true friends, love a sick joke and smoke far too many cigarettes for my own good!
You Are 80% Brutally Honest
Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear.
Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Like minded mature intellegent people who share a similar sense of humour - dry, quick witted and twattish!!! I don't do liars, f*ckwits anyone who wishes to take advantage of my kind, loving and genorous nature or the fact I have a pub - been burnt there before! (8Be a great friend and I'll be a great friend, be a buggah, cross me or bullsh*t me and I'll do the same straight back at ya!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher James Baird
Birthday: 2cnd October
Birthplace: The Hudd
Current Location: The Hudd
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10'' and a bit
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Celtic- Irish/ Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Cons then Black DC's
Your Weakness: Kindness
Your Fears: N/A
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything spicey
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Love, fame, Success and contentment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I need to kill people
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hate everyone
Your Best Physical Feature: The whole shabang, but I'm told my eyes!
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: No comment!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Black tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Indeed
Do you Swear: Often
Do you Sing: Often
Do you Shower Daily:
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Been there but would again!!!
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah more than ever baby!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No but I'm fitter than I was a year ago!
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, every Mon and friday baby!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stable, content and satisfied
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Preferably long but not fussed overall!
Height: above 5ft and smaller than me
Weight: I don't do skinny and I like boobs and bums!
Best Clothing Style: I only date classy ladies!
Number of Drugs I have taken: No comment
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: No longer pierced but 4
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few

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Music:

I'm an indie kid at heart but I also enjoy almost everything else. Can't abide R and bloody B or trance though!
You Are 70% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?

Movies:

Anything by John Wayne and Burt Reynolds! This will obviously change when I start appearing in major block busters! Most of the action movies/ thrillers/ comedies/ romances are written around my adventures anyway! Bless em!Loving the free porn I keep getting given too!

Television:

Don't really get a lot of time to watch the box, occasionally I'll watch Hollyoaks and thats about it!

Books:

I am very well read and I do read a hell of lots of books as well as the odd copy of Take a break. There aren't many books about me and my glories at the moment, so pull your bloody fingers out you sods! Favourite books of all time has gotta be the Keith Moon Biog 'Dear Boy.' or 'Cash' the Jonny cash story!..

Heroes:

My Mum, Elvis, Davey Gahan, John Wayne, Joe Strummer, Nick Cave, Megatron, Big Daz, Ants, Dredz, Malster, Stripey Andy, Karlos, Mikey and anybody who's been a true friend to me when things have occasionally gone tits up. God Bless you all, yer all stars! xo
You Have OK Karma
You try to be a good person... well, sometimes you try!
While you are caring deep down, you don't always show it.
You're very focused on yourself, and others come second (if not third).
Which is fine, but don't expect others to focus on you. How's Your Karma?

My Blog

Thought of the day!

Peado's- I often see the sick twisted buggers in the papers and they're always wearing big thick glasses???? Are they wearing those to make the kids look bigger????...
Posted by King Christopher is workin' on the Guns! on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

Loving this song again after ages!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIC5WNP15xQ Play loud, lock the door!...
Posted by King Christopher is workin' on the Guns! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Check out this video: Bring It On

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Posted by King Christopher is workin' on the Guns! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:14:00 PST