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UCBW

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

The UCBW is the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre's wrestling arm. You can see us in action every Thursday night as part of CageMatch and at several exciting Pay-Per-View events throughout the year.
"If you think that pro wrestling-- with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes-- couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
-Time Out New York

UCBW Main Titles
Women's Title Match May 31, 2007
CageMatch 9/24/06: Presto ChainJoe vs. Orange Mime
Chuck McMahon Promo 9/24/06 Marz interrupts Hoss Balls 9/24/06 SnakeMan!!!!!!

My Interests

Kayfabe, Heel Turns, Back Rakes, Rice Pudding.

I'd like to meet:

Wrestling fans, comedy fans, millionaires.

Promo video for our ReVengeance Pay Per View.

Music:

WWE The Music albums, WWE Anthonlogy, Kurt Angle - "Medal".

Movies:

Beyond the Mat

Television:

RAW, Smackdown!

Books:

Have a Nice Day

Heroes:

Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Vince McMahon, Kurt Angle, Mick Foley

My Blog

UCBW ReCap - August 31, 2006

UCBW August 31, 2006 Announcers Sky Goldfarb and The Professor opened the show, marking the two week countdown for SummerSlamMania. UCBW Owner/President/CEO Chuck McMahon came to ringsi...
Posted by UCBW on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:08:00 PST

UCBW ReCap - August 24, 2006

UCBW August 24, 2006 Announcers: PeePee Jackson & T.T. Billingsworth Chuck McMahon announced that he's signed both a magician and a street mime to UCBW contracts to compete. Presto ChainJoe vs.&nb...
Posted by UCBW on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST

UCBW ReCap - August 17, 2006

UCBW August 17, 2006 UCBW Owner/Chairman/CEO Chuck McMahon unveiled his new bodyguard, the devastating, destructive, Leviathan. Leviathan vs Registered Sex Offender Gary - Pinfall/Submission Winner: ...
Posted by UCBW on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST

UCBW ReCap - August 10, 2006

UCBW August 10, 2006 Chuck McMahon sat in as a special guest ring announcer alongside TT Billingsworth. The Mexican Equivalent came to ringside and unveiled his new outlook on life and his new name: S...
Posted by UCBW on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST

UCBW ReCap - August 3, 2006

UCBW August 3, 2006 Marz formally introduced the UCBW fans to his counterpart, Vynus. Rock-n-Roll Kid vs. The Foreign Menace - Pinfall/Submission Winner: The match ended in a No Contest as an unidenti...
Posted by UCBW on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

UCBW Re-Cap - July 20, 2006

UCBW July 20, 2006 The Wright Brothers (Wilbur & Orville) vs. The Italian Stallions (Tony & Vito) - Tag Team Match Winner: The Italian Stallions Also: We saw the debut of Marz's girlfriend, V...
Posted by UCBW on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST

UCBW Re-Cap - July 13, 2006

UCBW - July 13, 2006 John 3:16 vs. Registered Sex Offender Gary - Pinfall/Submission Winner: Registered Sex Offender Gary with the ballgrab submission. Also: Chuck McMahon (wheelchair-bound) ...
Posted by UCBW on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST

UCBW Re-Cap for July 6, 2006

UCBW July 6, 2006 Marz unveils his signature T-shirt. Disorderly vs. Binary Code - Handicap Match Winner: Binary Code TT Billingsworth and Captain Montgomery interview with Binary Code...
Posted by UCBW on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

UCBW Re-cap for June 29th

UCBW June 29, 2006 Marz vs Chuck McMahon - No DQ Match Marz pinned Chuck McMahon after a Final Orbit, despite interference by The Disorderly and Trust Fund. Chuck McMahon was hospitalized shortly afte...
Posted by UCBW on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST

REVENGENCE 6/17/2006 Results

UCBW: REVENGENCE BucketFace vs. Trust Fund winner : Double countout DQ Audience Plant vs. UCB Bouncer winner: no contest HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Cakeface vs. Foriegn Menace winner: Cakeface (Hardco...
Posted by UCBW on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:19:00 PST