Despite popular belief, Thomas didn't event HTML. Suck it Thomas. Suck it long and hard.
Not GOD, Pastafarianism, Fark.com, Audio/video equipment, computers, music, concerts, owning your face over deh 1ntr4w3bzz.
Though I listen to punk music, I can't really say I'm a punk, because I'm not 40, living in a van, and getting drunk and/or stoned, but I could probably get away with calling myself ska as shit. I enjoy Punk, ska, and anything else I find that doesn't suck. Streetlight Manifesto, NOFX, The Unseen, Flogging Molly, Rx Bandits, Overated, Bad Religion, Millencolin, Propaghandi, The Casualties, Gogol Bordelo, KMFDM, System of A Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, El Pus, Do As Infinity, The Planet Smashers, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Tsunami Bomb, Strike Anywhere, Kittie, Skankin' Pickle, River City Rebels, Street Dogs, Less Than Jake, Go Betty Go, Earth Wind and Fire, Buckethead, Muse, Bloodhound Gang, Andrew W.K., Children of Bodom, Stratovarius, Junior/Senior(Just because). I used to like Anti-Flag until the atrocity that was their latest album came out.
Really shitty no-budget horror movies. Curse of the Blue Lights, Demons at the Door, Dracula 3000, Unseen Evil, Death Factory, Terror Toons, and don't bother looking up 218. Orgazmo, Just about any old-school satire like Mel Brookes and co. Blazzing Saddles, The Young Frankenstein, Airplane! I like Sci-Fi movies too. Cube, Cube 2: Hypercube, Cube Zero, Stargate the Movie, Supernova. V For Vendetta, Snakes On A Plane, Pan's Laborynth, Arfenhouse 1 & 2. Pretty much anything with a high entertainment value to production budget ratio. I don't at all care for unlimited budget movies that are awsome. They better damn well BE awesome, for as much as they spend on them. I'm more impressed if you can take $200 (Absolutely nothing in the film world) and some camera equipment and make something halfway worth watching.
I rarely turn on the TV. When I do, it's usually for Stargate SG-1 or sometimes the Daily Show. Though I do approve of Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS (before it went global), and even the occasion foray to the land of LOGO. There are few situations in life more awkward than watching the LOGO channel with a homophobe. God I love awkward situations, really, no joke.Bring back Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Wheel of Time Series, Xanth, Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye. Books that make you think really hard to figure out the point, only to make you realize that there was no point, other than to make you think. That and confuse the hell out of you.
Jeff, Ryan, Greg Graffin. That's about it.