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mustasheleigh

Life cereal tastes like shit for a reason

About Me


Trashleigh.
Do not take me seriously
Repulsive and magnetic. Hopeless introvert. Inappropriate dresser. Lazy perfectionist. Sweet as pie. I also bake a great pie.
Independent, yet totally trives on dependancy.
Cynical, sarcastic, naive, loner. Flirt. Intellectual sandbag. A virtual cornicopia of confusion.
Tasteless, unstylish, busted, desperate.
Who reads this shit anyway? I don't know, but I will type and type and type and type and type until you're sick of reading it... If you care, I'll take you for all you're worth. However, I am worthless.
I like love to skate.


Regardless, I'll say, some girls look better with their cloths on, I'm not one of them.
((Cloths?!? How unnatural!))

Let the sun shine in.
Diabolic, Awesome sluts // Damaged goods
((I bite him, he tastes good.))
Paris Hitler's MySpace
&
Superstars of Love


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My Interests


My damn slideshow doesn't want to fit as perfectly as I'd like it to on my page, so I'm moving that virtual cornicopia of narcissism HERE -- (clicky).

I'd like to meet:


Basically, if you're trying to use MySpace to get laid I DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU!

...and now that I think about it, I really don't want to meet anyone via the internet.

Music:

I heart slsk; 30,000+ files
Look me up-- my handle is ashurii_giru

LastFM is pretty rad too...(click the chart)

Movies:

• American Psycho
• Battle Royale
• Being John Malcovich
• Big Lebowski
• Boondock Saints
• Blue Velvet,
• Buffalo 66
• Casablanca
• Charlotte's Web
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Citizen Kane
• Clockwork Orange
• Crying Game
• Death to Smoochy
• Devil's Regects
• Donnie Darko
• Edward Scissorhands
• Election
• Empire Records
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Fargo
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• Fight Club
• Ghost World
• Hero (w. Jet Li)
• Human Nature
• I Heart Huckabees
• Irreversible
• Kill Bill
• Kung Fu Hustle
• Lady and the Tramp
• Life Aquatic
• Lolita
• Lost Highway
• Lost in Translation
• Mulholland Drive
• Office Space
• Ong Bok
• Orgazmo
• Pest, Pink Flamingos
• Private Parts
• Pulp Fiction
• Raging Bull
• Requim for a Dream
• Saddest Music in the World
• 7
• Sin City
• Suicide Club
• Super Troopers
• Trainspotting
• Tromeo and Juliet
• True Romance
• Vanilla Sky
• Velvet Goldmine
• Virgin Suicides
• Waking Life
• Welcome to the Dollhouse
• Wizard of Oz • Xmen 1,2,and 3

Television:

• AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
• Antique Roadshow
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Days of Our Lives
• Family Guy
• Futurama
• Harvery Birdman- Attorney @ Law
• King of the Hill
• Law and Order- Reg., TBJ, SVU, CI
• Passions
• SEALAB 2021
• Seinfeld
• Sifl & Olly
• Spaceghost- Coast to Coast

Books:

• William S. Burroughs
• Noam Chompsky
• Katherine Dunn
• V.C. Andrews
• Abbie Hoffman
• Lolita
• Michael Moore
• Haruki Murakami
• Kenzaburo Oe
• George Orwell
• Chuck Palahniuk
• Sylvia Plath
• Thomas Pynchon
• Jerry Rubin
• Hubert Selby Jr.
• Eric Schlosser
• The Tao of Pooh and The Te of Piglet
• Hunter S. Thompson
• Henry David Throeau
• Kurt Vonnogaut
• Irvine Welsch

Heroes:

Jayne Mansfield (not really, but I wanted to put something.)

My Blog

My mother doesn't even know me

you'd think after almost 10 years of our on, but mostly off, relationship she'd want to spend some one on one time with me now and then to get to know me. she's more comfortable making me up and lyin...
Posted by dead alive on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

makes me sick, makes me go

" What a beautiful world, emotionally destroyedHer became plural, when girl met boyBetween several breakups and plenty relapsesRoutine breed comfort led to serious attachmentNow every once in a while ...
Posted by dead alive on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

narcissim and acne v2.0

  ((updated w/ more, newer, more self indulgent pictures))My damn slideshow doesn't want to fit as perfectly as I'd like it to on my page, so I'm moving that virtual cornicopia of narcissism (and...
Posted by dead alive on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

art show/freak show CAR SHOW (dial-up beware)

Stephen and I started Easter off by going to the annual car show held at Forest Park with my Dad. I wish I had been as impressed by these cars when my Dad would drag me there every Easter as a little ...
Posted by dead alive on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

HuSTLer shirts for sale. Going fast!

I have all sizes available (Sm-XXL). $25 each.Call me if interested 314-ASS-MAN3 (277-6263)xoxoAshleigh...
Posted by dead alive on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:00:00 PST

! ¡ ! ¡ ! Show your support tonight ! ¡ ! ¡ !

This Friday will be Stephen, aka Jewbaca, aka Ashleigh's man, aka The Wrong Motha Futha Fucka to Fuck With, aka The Dirty Bear, aka Guy with Knife, and that uther Super Star of Love's last weekly gig,...
Posted by dead alive on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:56:00 PST

Stephen's cousin's wedding + free beer = psuedo incestuous dance party

Stephen booty dancing on his momWOAH, too many pictures, too small of edit box. WRONG captions now gone, forgive. Never getting married Stephen with his sister, Jennifer, and meFor the first time I ha...
Posted by dead alive on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

i had two quadruple stacked rolls last night (1 of 2 videos added)

I was rolling pretty hard, and tripped a little. There was so much trash on the floor it made it hard to do my roll tricks, but I still had a blast and am still kind of high off it right now.Get it? h...
Posted by dead alive on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Bad Ash Gill @ Bad Boy Bill

maybe i'll edit a review in later, but most people just want to see pictures anyway so it can wait.please take note that i wore my "BAD" shirt to see Bad Boy Bill. it's pretty rave-tastic. It took unt...
Posted by dead alive on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

02.02.07 - an event not to miss... (and an outfit almost as awesome- flyer & preview inside)

NO MAKE UP ALERT! I am just trying on things to actually plan for once my outfit for an event...Look for me at Black (02.02.07) in silver. E-Flyer @ bottom of this post.DO NOT miss Baseck in St. Louis...
Posted by dead alive on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST