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joee

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About Me

One day, I'll get to wear new socks everyday!

My Interests

trouble, dancing, writing, bikes, high-fives, middle-fingers, and Bigger Things

I'd like to meet:

Crazy Joe Divola

Music:

lots and lots of techno and lots of other stuff that's not folk rock

Heroes:

Herb Alpert, Manny Pacquiao, Eddy Merckx, Mike Royko, Vladimir Putin, Richard J/M Daley

My Blog

Rush Rush goes the Rumor

Thursday, I was called into my boss' office at work and told that the hotel can do drug testing at anytime. "Chuck, I think it's a great idea! We need to keep razor sharp and I am vehemently against ...
Posted by joee on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:26:00 PST

My Apartment of Ill Repute


Posted by joee on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

The Best Toothbrush EVER!

All through growing up I heard, Brush your teeth little Joey! Take good care of them; you don't want to be like Great Aunt Mae Mae and have them fall out! And take care of my teeth I did! Guess whos n...
Posted by joee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bum Outside The 24-Hour McDonalds. (9 Updates!)

BEST BUM EVER!!!July 2nd, 2004 3:30AM We left Smartbar with our ears ringing from sound of too-loud-techno (seriously; it was so loud that the sound was drowning itself out in a contant buzz of disto...
Posted by joee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST