yet another shit, shit "joke" |
why shouldnt you play poker against a broken drum?because you just cant beat it...
Posted by Wardy on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST |
s'joke |
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
Posted by Wardy on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST |
Dog Theory |
Heres an answer to why dogs sniff each others arses...One night some time ago all the dogs in the world were invited to a party. Upon entering they hung up thier bums on a bum rack (very much how us h...
Posted by Wardy on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:43:00 PST |
jokes |
to be honest i robbed this one from a website...
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down ...
Posted by Wardy on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:48:00 PST |
my poem |
i made this up on my way down to cardiff after the easter...
Mushy peas on my fish,
Mushy peas - an English dish,
They are green and so is grass,
I love them, they taste class,
Just one cod, battered ...
Posted by Wardy on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST |
a story.. |
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when hi...
Posted by Wardy on Sun, 21 May 2006 03:09:00 PST |
a stoner game.. |
ok i dont reckon many people could play this to the end..its called bucket chess...i take it most people know how to make a bucketget 32 white buckets and 32 black buckets and arrange them like a ches...
Posted by Wardy on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:28:00 PST |
i found this printed out in my room..geet old |
This once was emailed to me, im not saying its my own work..Q. What's the difference between Danny Baker and Jill Dando?A. Danny Baker survived the doorstep challenge.Q. Why wasn't Jill Dando known as...
Posted by Wardy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:03:00 PST |
another jokey jokey |
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette,and one a blonde. They ran for miles across the countryside until theycame upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft...
Posted by Wardy on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST |
a joke.. |
as usual its pretty shit..margaret thatcher is visiting the alzheimer's ward of the local hospital. she walkes up to a patient and asks him "do you know who i am?"the patient replies "go and ask the n...
Posted by Wardy on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST |
