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About Me

I don't own a car and I don't think I want one. I don't have a college degree and I don't think I want one of those either. I smoke and I'm not trying to quit. I don't eat all the right foods and I'm not currently on a diet. I don't exercise and I don't have piles of unused work out equipment sitting in my garage. I didn't make a New Years resolution and if I did I wouldn't have made any plans on keeping it. I procrastinate to an unhealthy degree and I don't cry when things don't get done. I have a script no one knows about that has been sitting in my documents for months and I don't think it's ever going to be finnished because it's just not as funny now as the first twenty times I read it to myself. I don't know if God exists and I'm not trying to figure it out. I don't know if I exist I'm not too worried about that, either. I start books that I never finnish and becuase of that I can recite the first two pages of many literary classics. Call me Ishmael. Like many, I have a dad I never talk to. I love music but rarely memorize lyrics. Hold me closer Tony Danza? See what I mean? I love writting but I'm terabal at spelliing and sometimes wonder if a young Fitzgerald had the same problem.
If You're Pretentious and You Know it Clap Your Hands.

My Interests

What's_Your_ Sureality?

I'd like to meet:

Stupid Douches Need Not Apply

If you are a space cowboy, an imaginary elf, apathetic existentialist, a misanthrope, an evangalist, ambiguous post-op drag queen, artificially intelligent robot, a person who enjoys smoking in the rain, walking with no destination, watching films that don't make sense yet still trying to have an intellectual conversation about them to seem above it all to their mates who don't have a clue either, drinking fancy cocktails at keg parties to seem classA, robbing banks, wearing suits and dresses to liquor stores, jokes about dead celebrities, making fun of slutty hookers who walk up and down Del Playa with their left titA peeking out, making up obscure phrases no one understands, and who doesn't take me nor themselves too seriously, then sign here: x_________________

Music:

Sounds
_Placebo.
_Blind Melon.
_Louis Armstrong.
_Elle Fitzgerald.
_NIN.
_Lovage.
_John Mayer.
_Mos Def.
_Common.
_The Cure.
_Michael Jackson.
_Funkadelic.
_Le Tigre.
_Bjork.
_Tom Waits.
_Billie Holiday.
_Sneaker Pimps.
_Simion Mobile Disco.
_Blonde Redhead.
_Moving Units.
_Battles.
_Dj Shadow.
_Tricky.
_The Doors.
_Portishead.
_Smashing Pumpkins.
_Bush.
_Aphex Twin.
_Tool.
_A Perfect Circle.
_Sigor Ros.
_Failure.
_Xanimo.
_The Smiths.
_Bauhaus.
_Stone Temple Pilots.
_Wu-Tang.
_Deltron 3030.
_Handsome Boy Modeling School.
_!!!.
_Cursive.
_Frank Sinatra.
_Dean Martin.

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Movies:

Le_Film
_Fight Club.
_Requiem For a Dream.
_Dancer in the Dark.
_I Shot Andy Warhol.
_Ed Wood.
_Run, Lola, Run.
_Pulp Fiction.
_Resevoir Dogs.
_Goodfellas.
_Garden State.
_The Godfather.
_Scarface.
_Blow.
_Boogie Nights.
_Anything Else.
_Kill Bill.
_Nosferatu.
_Interview With a Vampire.
_A.I.
_Minority Report.
_Pi.
_The Following.
_Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
_Sin City.
_Momento.
_12 Monkeys.
_Napoleon Dynomite.
_Ocean's Eleven.
_The Doors.
_American Beauty.
_Eyes Wide Shut.
_Lost Highway.
_Kids.
_Batman.
_Trainspotting.
_A Nightmare Before Christmas.
_Bram Stoker's Dracula.
_Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
_Psycho.
_Bonnie and Clyde.
_Super Troopers.
Literacy
_The Heart is Decietful Above All Things by JT Leroy
_The Stranger by Albert Camus
_Fight Club by Chuck Palahnuik
_A Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson
_No One Here Gets Out Alive by Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugarman
_The Secret Life of a Satanist by Blanche Barton

Television:

Thought_Control
_Scrubs
_Entourage
_The Office
_The Daily Show
_Chappelle's Show
_Family Guy
_Smallville

My Blog

This is Indeed a Pauliverse Afterall.

LSD: A crystalline compound, C20H25N3O, derived from lysergic acid and used as a powerful hallucinogenic drug. Also called acid.The Players: Frankie Burton, Robbie Gaston, Matt the Red, Brian Graham, ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kneel.Pray.Applaud.

Plastic time. Polyurethane enzymes. Stainless steel plate on the frontal lobe. No time is wasted time In the vast void of the empty mind. Laughter is mass produced sitcom enthusiasm connected To the ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:21:00 PST

A Fun Post for Once!

69 QUESTIONS 1. Have we kissed?: 2. Do you want to?: 3. What would you like our relationship to be?: 4. Have we dated?: 5. Did you like it?: 6. Do you want to date?: 7. Are we close friends?:...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:18:00 PST

No More Mardi Gras?

I'm not a fucking philanthropist and I don't give money to charities but having images of New Orleans under water being forced fed to me everyday has gotten me thinking about the past and what lies ah...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 04:27:00 PST

Follow Me to Places Unknown.

Some might offer to climb a mountain for you. I wouldn't. Some might offer to swim an ocean for you. I wouldn't. Some might offer to walk around the world for you. I wouldn't. I would gather all the ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sleep Until the Dawn Crashes

I'll sing to you all the words I'm too afraid to speak. My voice isn't great but tonight it'll have to do. Let's escape together when we can't handle the weather and everybody is trying to drag us dow...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't Fuck With Us.

TheLiminal: hibernation is fucking boring decemberdriver: bears seem to enjoy it decemberdriver: i wish i were a bear decemberdriver: i would fuck shit up TheLiminal: yeah TheLiminal: i'm hungry,...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace: It's Helped Millions.

Hello, my name is ______ and I'm addicted to ______. I need help. I've tried everything from ______ to ______ and nothing has worked. So the other day a friend of mine told me about myspace and how it...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Robbed Me of My Pillow Once Again.

Don't reach out for my hand if you're not going to offer your heart in return. Don't dial my number if you're not going to listen to the voice on the other end. It takes four hands to build this skysc...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll Tell You What You Want to Believe.

Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST