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I am here for Friends

About Me

Melina! --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly high
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AIM screen name: BettyAnneBongo22 -- IM me!!!!
People call me L. You don't have to, but you can if you want to.
You are a Mexican!
Esa, you prob just crossed the border right??
Chances are that your status in this country
isn't exactly what you would call legal. If you
just came over your speech is probably limited
to the phrase "no hablo ingles". That
will change if you stay in the country as you
will probably learn to speak spanglish. If not,
dont worry, everything is simulcast in spanish
anyway. You probably work in the fields picking
lettuce, tomatoes, or some other form of
produce for a $.25 a bushel. You constantly
afraid of running into the INS and getting
deported. OH NO THERE THEY ARE! RUN!!!
Which racial stereotype are you???
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"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me.I'd like to meet someone, first and foremost, with a pulse. I love the security i can gain from knowing that you are still, in fact, alive. Another big concern of mine is people who breathe. However, I've been known to make exceptions for people who can only breathe with the aid of a respirator, so all you kids with the iron lungs, don't feel let down just yet! Other than that, it's always nice when i share a common interest with someone. Makes for fewer awkward pauses during conversation. Just so you know, I'm trying my hardest to put capital letters in front of my sentences right now, and it's all for you.