My BEAUTIFUL Daughter,
I AM A TOURING STAND UP COMEDIAN FROM SOUTH LOUISIANA. I HAVE PERFORMED IN 31 STATES SO FAR. IT IS MY AMBITION TO PERFORM IN ALL 50 ONE DAY.. I DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE OF YOU. IF WE HAD NO ONE TO LAUGH AT US THEN WE WOULD HAVE NO SHOWS. WE WOULD LOOK REALLY RETARDED STANDING AROUND THE BEDROOM SPEAKING INTO A BRUSH IN FRONT OF A MIRROR. COMEDY IS MY THERAPY. MY RELEASE FROM THE PAIN AND SORROW OF MY PAST. THERE IS HUMOR IN OTHERS PAIN IS SO TRUE. MY CURSE IS ALSO MY BLESSING. GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH THE ABILITY TO MAKE OTHERS LAUGH AND FORGET THEIR WORRIES FOR AWHILE. SO BE IT, IT MAKES ME SMILE THAT i AM ABLE TO DO SO. ITS GREAT TO KNOW THAT I CAN BRING SOME HAPPINESS TO THE WORLD, EVEN IF ITS ONLY TEMPORARY. SO THAT IS WHY I HAVE BEEN SPANNING THE GLOBE TO BRING YOU THE CONSTANT VARIETY OF IGNORANCE. THE THRILL OF INSULTS AND THE AGONY OF STUPIDITY. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME AND SPACE TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED IN MAKING MY CAREER WHAT IT IS. THE STUPID AND IGNORANT ASS FOLKS, {TO BAD YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE} THAT MAKE MY JOB SO DAMN EASY. IF IT WERN'T FOR YOUR IGNORANT EVERY DAY ACTIONS AND PLAIN STUPIDITY, I WOULD BE UNEMPLOYED. THERE WOULD BE NO COMEDY SHOWS. A WORLD WITHOUT LAUGHTER, AND HOW SAD WOULD THAT BE? sO I APPLAUD YOU MY RETARDED ASS BRETHEREN. FOR WITHOUT YOU, WE AS COMEDIANS WOULD BE ON THE ENDANGERED LIST. SO KEEP ON KEEPIN ON WITH YOUR SILLY ASS WAYS AND WARPED PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD. YOU MOTIVATE ME TO HIGHER LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE. IT IS MY HOPE THAT YOU CONTINUE TO USE YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENTS TO THERE FULLEST. I HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO HATE YOURSELF AND YOUR LIFE TO THE POINT THAT YOU SPREAD YOUR NEGATIVE INSPIRATION TO OTHERS. THUS CREATING BALANCE IN THE UNIVERSE. YOUR NEGATIVE AND I AM POSITIVE OF THAT. YOU DO, I COMMENT ON WHAT YOU DO THUS PREVENTING OTHERS FROM DOING WHAT YOU DO DO. I SAID DOO DOO IN A SENTENCE..LOL, OF WELL. I CONSIDER YOU A BLESSING FROM GOD. WE ALL NEED A GOOD LAUGH.
WE HAVE TWO
Jim Breuer: Hardcore (AC/DC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdjRTOuo4Sc
AQUA MAN, THE ELEPHANT MAN. SPONGE BOB, LASSIE,
HONG KONG FOOIE, THE BROWN HORNET, WONDER WOMAN, DICK CHANNEY,
COL. SANDERS, Monica S. Lewinsky, BETSY ROSS
Metallica - If your happy and you know it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOn_4Mj4W7E