I work for Schpronk.com in shipping and receiving. I am a pretty honest bloke and they took a bunch of my sayings and added them to a bunch of their t-shirts. Some folks say I am a little harsh. Others say that I say exactly what's on everyone elses mind.
It's okay with me that the folks at Schpronk.com use my words because the more stuff they sell, the more boxes I get to pack up and the more coin I make. Schpronk.com makes some pretty good t-shirts and stuff.
I especially like listening to the Schpronk.com Fantasy Hour Presentation of "A Woodland Holiday" . The first track of "A Woodland Holiday is playing right now!
That Ruby the Woodpecker and Otto the Black Bear crack me up.
These are three of my favorite t-shirts:
They have lots of great stuff and they have them in these 9(!) different categories!:
You should check them out because otherwise I'll have a lot of time on my hands and that's never a good thing.
Go to Schpronk.com and buy some stuff now!
