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Kristen

My farts smell like butterscotch.

About Me

That's butt...or scotch.

I have a dead end job, and I live at home with my mom. My hobbies include reading books and playing Scrabble. In other words, I'm a real winner. :)

"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms." ~ The Office

My Interests

God, Faith, Cosmetics, $, Home Improvement, Snoopy, PUZZLES, Cooking, Gift Wrap, Boston and UH Sports

I'd like to meet:

Nice people...and Will Demps.

Please note, "if I wanted to talk to an asshole, I would have farted." ~ SNL

Music:

Hawaiian, R&B

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Shag, Big Fish, Garden State, Dirty Dancing, Anchorman, What Dreams May Come, Heathers, Ocean's Eleven, Some Kind of Wonderful, Napoleon Dynamite, Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Dazed and Confused, Nacho Libre

Television:

The Office, SNL, Heroes, Friends, SATC, The Cosby Show, Campus Ladies, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Seinfeld

Books:

The Bible, Anything by Haruki Murakami, My Year of Meats, Blu's Hanging, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, She's Come Undone, Interpreter of Maladies, The Namesake, American Knees, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Poetry by e.e. cummings, Anne Sexton, Pablo Neruda

Heroes:

God, Kevyn Aucoin, Coco Chanel, BoSox , Pats