If christopher were a drink they would be:
4 parts evil 2 parts harmful 3 parts cocky
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are you serious?!? evil? cocky? how did everyone else get "sexy", "divine", etc, and i got stuck with insults? stupid website....
my credo: work hard, play harder.
without further ado, read and learn...
i'm scared to death of snakes...at least wild ones.
so what am i supposed to write here that you don't already know? what do you WANT to know?
i prefer not to eat anything that still LOOKS like the animal on my plate (e.g. whole fish, crabs, chicken feet, you get my gist). if you want me to eat it, please PLEASE make it unrecognizable...
as you can tell from all the pictures, i love me a drink-tastic good time. i'm never one to turn down a party or a night downtown....as long as my liver holds out. i'm dead serious, my so-called "doctor" told me!
i say "no" to beans.
i was born and raised in Paradise (aka Hawaii), until jetting to L.A. for college. after 4 relatively shitty years there, i snatched my diploma and ditched ASAP to begin my new career in incredibly gorgeous santa barbara! obviously, i'm a warm-weather fellow.
yeah hawaii, but no i don't surf...swimming's not really my thing. well, actually swimming and running out of air isn't my thing.
henceforthwithly, i've been a cost analyst here for 4 years now (see, it's not ALL fun and games for me!) i'm at a really good point in my life, i feel young and alive. through all of my teen years, i was quite the socially-inept Nerd. (yes, capital "N"!) getting away from school allowed me to start fresh, and as i matured, i gained significant confidence and lost inhibitions. at present, i truly feel like i've found that tenuous balance between the responsibilities of work and home and the free-spirit, fun-at-any-cost, social attitude. hip hip hooray.
but not to worry, i'm still and will always be a true dork at heart. "Mythbusters" gets my blood pumping like anna nicole smith on bingo night. hehheh.
if you find me downtown on thursdays, you best come say "what's crackalackin!"
yeah, this picture basically sums up my SB social life!
i love:
sports and being active (if sports aren't your thing, i'm probably not either), waking up to a pretty face, teasing...everyone, NOODLES, being young at heart, noiseless beds, the SF Giants, the beach, not having to make the first move, honesty, devotion, drink specials, STIFF jack and cokes, getting into a warm bed alone, getting into a cold bed together, hitting a clean winner on the tennis court, spooning, an invigorating, sweaty workout, the look of a girl that wants to uh...dance, snow, breasteses, drumsticks too, the thought of raising a family of my own, knowing i have years before that happens, girls with long soft hair, hot showers, HOTT showers, las vegas, road trips, cruises (when it finally happens), blasting music and "singing" without shame...windows down, an empty laundry basket, birth control, front-of-the-line passes at amusement parks, watching movies in bed (NOT alone), taking risks and coming out ahead, first kisses, first anything, romance, my parents, and if the glass slipper fits, you.if you're still reading this, congrats....AIM - pikacholc
Extra (clickable) picture gallery
...just to prove to you doubters that not ALL my pictures are loner-style.
geez, i must love ruining pretty pictures!
this is what happens when you're drunk and the pizza takes too long.
crystal, me, miyako...why am i in this pic again?
the REAL Halloween night partyers...game set match, bitches!
robes and pajamas -- where's the slumber party??
the 2006 Halloween party posse
me and jess...i mean "officer naughty"
me and gunther know what's up!
yeah that's right...it's gold.
what's left of us at the pimps and ho's party.
the gang, posing at amy's house in SLO
ok ok i'll give you a hint...i'm the pasty white dude.
Fiesta '06 at Sharkeez, what a night/morning, haha!!
classy bar, classy drinks, classy friends at Aqua
clubbing on top of vegas at Voodoo. freakin' awesome!
SB invading SLO, Part Duex
Mammoth in January. we GOTTA do it again!!
look ma, i ate a whole cow!!
yes my mouth is open. yes it's like 4am on new year's. yes i'm ass drunk.
partying it up at some SLO brewery. i'm blue.
the SB boys and the SLO girls, bowling at Zodo's
me, miyako, cori (and a shocker) rockin halloween at tonic
yes, i'm a dork.
boston duck tour....it's LAVENDER, not pink!
drunk at sharkeez with the gang...so typical
our sweet wine tasting excursion (the trip and the limo).
i'd name everyone, but you'd forget by tomorrow.
if only i liked wine....
viva la fiesta at cooney's
i fuckin
at WILDcats with my two-tone hair
I owe it all to Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 ! He made me say it...