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Skin Cancer is My Future

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHi. I'm Emily. I am very sarcastic, which may be misread by some as being mean and rude, but it's not my intention. I like to design almost anything in general, whether it's an art project or a display of some kind. Detail oriented? Yes. Obsessive Compulsive? Possibly. Some random bits: I'm arguably obsessed with English football (that's soccer, asshole), my favorite team being Liverpool - by the way, Manchester United SUCK; infectious diseases and epidemics fascinate me; and well-designed shoes make me all warm and tingly inside.

My Interests

Hula hooping, mid-century whatever, pasta, fabric, root beer, shitty tattoos, music, ring pops, dry humor, various geeky endeavors.

I'd like to meet:

Various weird fucks.

Music:

The Beatles, Beck, Blur, David Bowie, Brian Eno, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Flaming Lips, Led Zeppelin, Nico, Nodding Tree Remedies, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, Velvet Underground, The Who.

Movies:

A Home at the End of the World; All the Little Animals; Almost Famous; American Beauty; The Breakfast Club; Clerks; Edward Scissorhands; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Fight Club; From Dusk Till Dawn; The 40 Year Old Virgin; Ghost World; Juno; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; Lost in Translation; Mall Rats; The Nightmare Before Christmas; Office Space; Pulp Fiction; The Royal Tenenbaums; Rushmore; Saved; Shaun of the Dead; The Silence of the Lambs; Sin City; Stranger Than Fiction; Velvet Goldmine.

Television:

Alias, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Food Network, House, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Daria, The Office (British and US), The Simpsons, My So-Called Life, Rescue Me, Ren and Stimpy.

Books:

Fuck books. Who needs 'em! Reading is WAY overrated. And who needs eyes? The eyes DECEIVE, people. Try not to use them too often. I know I don't; and I couldn't be happier.

Heroes:

Lisa Simpson for her intelligence, skepticism, and gravity-defying hair do. Tina Fey rocks my bobby socks AND floats my toboggan.

My Blog

Letter to the Academy

Dear Academy Awards, I watched your show this year, like I do every year, and I have to say, it was pretty good. I like John Stewart, so no qualms about that. Sure, the show could have been bette...
Posted by Skin Cancer is My Future on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:04:00 PST

Matilda (Or, Why My Cat Smells Like Butt)

Her name is MatildaShe's licked a couple lightersShe's got no survival instinctsThat's why she caught on fire(Chorus)But she's fluffy and she's cuteand somehow she gets byShe thinks she's ferociousOh ...
Posted by Skin Cancer is My Future on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST