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Eugene The Bat Boy

I Suck!

About Me

Quiet, Colorful And Getting To Old To Skateboard With The Kids.

My Interests

Halloween, Friends, Family. A Fine Wine, A Good Lager, Comic Books, XBOX360, Skateboarding, Indie Films, Roller Derby, Drinking Blood, 28Faction, World Of Warcraft, Snowboarding And...

I'd like to meet:

Philip K. Dick, Mayor McCheese, Harrison Ford And...

Music:

Tom Waits, Public Enemy, Massive Attack, Black Flag, KMFDM, Pennywise, They Might Be Giants, Throbbing Gristle, KRS-One, The Prodigy, Siouxie And The Banshees, King Diamond, Enigma, Dragonforce, Meatloaf, Slick Rick, Gogol Bordello, Tool/A Perfect Circle, MCR, Dethklok, Combichrist, EPMD, Lovage, NIN, Naked Raygun, Black Cat Rebellion, Our Lady Peace, Beastie Boys, Trivium, Skinny Puppy, NOFX, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Prince, Tricky, The Misfits, Iron Maiden, Frank Zappa, Ministry And...

Movies:

Audition, Ringu, Dracula, Porny Monster, Batman, Sgt. Kabukiman, Once, Death Proof/Planet Terror, Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, 28 Weeks Later, One Missed Call (Japan), C.H.U.D., Black Sheep, Spaceballs, Death Proof, Nosferatu, Pulse, 976-Evil, Toxic Avenger And...

Television:

Anything On The Travel Channel, Life, Wire In The Blood, Mythbusters, Reaper, Heroes, Eureka, Ghosthunters, Dexter And...

Books:

Zombie Bukkake, The Dresden Files, World War Z, Confederacy Of Dunces, The Shroud Of The Thwacker And...

Heroes:

Herman Webster Mudgett, Merck, Adobe Gillis And...

My Blog

Adobe The Cat...A Dream

I found myself standing in a small gloomy room...It was about the size of your average broom closet...A wooden door was located at on wall...I turned the rusted old metal doorknob and opened the door,...
Posted by Eugene The Bat Boy on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

My Brain Is Bleeding

I thought a thought so sharp and exact, that it cut through the barrier of flesh that once held it deep within. Safe, benign, and innocent.Sudden death, I imagine, is nothing more, than a soft thud, o...
Posted by Eugene The Bat Boy on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Guano...

Every single one of us should have at least one person to whom they can, without hesitation, start a conversation with any of the following:"You would not believe the stench that came out of my body. ...
Posted by Eugene The Bat Boy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST