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michelle

yo tengo chicle en mi cerebro

About Me



50% hipster art freak
15% ballerina
15% bootylicious
10% granola hippie
10% goth girl

c-bus
nap-town
chi-town
the nasty-natty
midwest -- holla!

trifecta of hilariousness: marriedtothesea.com , toothpastefordinner.com and nataliedee.com

album of the moment:

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things that make me happy:

cats chasing flashlight spots up walls

my flip flops

the midwest

sitting on the floor

coffee

zack

24 hour diners

trains

sunday morning when it's sunny

My Interests

art. music. cooking. neon. big questions. cities. snow. heat. scarves. memory lane. foreign countries. coffee. martinis. the midwest.

zelda kitty.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

radiohead. arcade fire. stereolab. modest mouse. talking heads. david bowie. devendra banhart. ani difranco. blonde redhead. bikini kill. yo la tengo. my bloody valentine. explosions in the sky. supreme beings of leisure. lee scratch perry. lali puna. velvet underground. outkast. talib kweli. aphex twin. t.rex. mos def. beck. the cars. the clash. the doors. the roots. the books. the beatles. the unicorns. the shins. the decemberists. the sea and cake. dj dangermouse. dj spooky. qbert. hot hot heat. iron and wine. jimi hendrix. pink floyd. led zeppelin. smashing pumpkins. mountain goats. cat power. muse. tool. pixies. prince. bjork.

Movies:

leon the professional. empire records. fight club. amelie. narnia. the nightmare before christmas. grosse point blank. fear and loathing in las vegas. romeo + juliet. snatch. the graduate. kill bill. memento. waking life. napoleon dynamite. mean girls. boondock saints. pulp fiction. uhf. jackass. GRINDHOUSE.

Television:

lost, scrubs, dirty jobs, most adult swim programming, project runway, celebrity poker, flavor of love, what not to wear, mythbusters, take home chef, any and all national geographic channel but especially megastructures.

Books:

currently reading: "i hope they serve beer in hell" by tucker max.

"100 years of solitude" by gabriel garcia marquez, "white teeth" by zadie smith, "even cowgirls get the blues" by tom robbins, "the lost continent" by bill bryson

Heroes:

mondriaan. van gogh. rodin. chagall. miro. merz. matisse. and my grammas, both of em.
my cat on kittenwar.com

My Blog

neon adventure club

ugh. i hate applying for jobs. i hate resumes. i hate knowing i can do the job and still worrying that i'm underqualified on paper. i hate the sick feeling i might have said too much, been too fri...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

ATTENTION

sorry for ripping off toothpastefordinner.com.thanks to zack.
Posted by michelle on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:04:00 PST

fuck yes i want to cross stitch

a random wallmart adventure plus www.subversivecrossstitch.com equals staying up way past bedtime chuckling at myself.i'm doing the f-u-c-k hearts....
Posted by michelle on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:39:00 PST

what you know about that

hey sorry to any/all of my friends who can't stand hip hop (street hop whatever).... i just seriously can not get enough of this song.  
Posted by michelle on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:58:00 PST

sometimes...

... and only sometimes... i feel like there's a little ghetto-ass bitch inside of me just screaming to get out and have a fight.  she probably has bright blue fake nails and wears dark lipliner.&...
Posted by michelle on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:17:00 PST

i'm so not punk rock.

well.  one of the fish died already.  we named them vicious, delicious, suspicious, and hank.  suspicious died.  curses on petsmart for letting me buy fish the same day i bought my...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST

delishes viches fishes

WE GOT FISH!  oh man they're so cute.
Posted by michelle on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:16:00 PST

wacky waving inflateable arm flailing tube man

...there's one just 3 doors down from where i work.  it kind of looks like it's dry heaving.
Posted by michelle on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

available

when we went out to the bar last weekend for sizzle's birthday, i saw a guy at the alley cat with a LED-ticker-belt buckle.  the word AVAILABLE ticked across it every couple seconds.  if i ...
Posted by michelle on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:14:00 PST