http://www.ik1pmr.com/
Vagoitering inside my shop teacher's snooch.
Music
http://www.bonafidebonefishing.com/halloffame/index.html
"Sing-Along Party Time"
Tits
Poking things in the eye
Grape Grazing
Black People
The Underprivileged
Sniggle.net - "The Culture Jammer's Encyclopedia
Knitting Graffiti
Positive Chi
Open Source
Mini Spring Rolls & Swedish Babes.
Sitting around and waiting for good luck.
Enlightenment
A butcher, a baker and a candle stick maker. An alien princess. An alien hobo. A talking whale that smokes tobacco barges like cigars. An African warrior. An Indian Chief. A professional pigmy poker player. A child prodigy saxophonist.
People that know how to spell without using too many acronyms. And know the difference between They're, Their, There, We're and Were.
Send me ideas for weird shit to download.
Ween - Someday
Kiss - Goin' Blind
Prince - Pink Cashmere
Bill Hicks
Zach Galifianakis
Guitars
Rowlf The Dog
I tear it up with...
WinAmp 5.3 (Classic Skin)
MyPenis 1.1 (Dry Skin)
Sound Effects & Voodoo
A lot of people tell me I look heaps like Johnny Depp, and in summer I sometimes get Benicio Del Toro. I like whatever movies these guys are in.
I do a lot of work in television. I have featured on Rove Live as a guest comedian and have written for a number of programs including Secret Life Of Us. I am currently working on a pilot which is going to be pitched to all of the networks in Australia, the US and the UK. Fingers crossed. I am always looking for people to collaborate with, so drop me a line if you enjoy my style.
The Complete Book Of Bullshit written by The Internet and Everybody With No Brains
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
Shaved Ham
Fishermen
Fabiana Venturi
Rumi
George Clooney
Flavor Flav
Jeff Buckley, Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis.