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Dude Ahustle

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About Me



This model to be able to enjoy tasting vintage by a reasonable price surfaces rapidly from the out of the sphere. It is 1st place of the temple temple.
The shades of green on my page represent a postive balance of chi and were hand selected to encourage polar harmony. They will also bring you happy luck.
I go deep sea diving for abolone in the 60's. In my spare time I named my dick Jesus and my balls Tango & Cash.
I explode jizz.
You are in love with me, I shall make you perplexed.
Do not build much, for I intend to have you in ruins.
If you build two hundred houses in a manner that the bees do;
I shall make you as homeless as a fly.
If you are the mount Qaf in stability.
I shall make you whirl like a millstone.
-Rumi

My Interests

http://www.ik1pmr.com/
Vagoitering inside my shop teacher's snooch.
Music
http://www.bonafidebonefishing.com/halloffame/index.html
"Sing-Along Party Time"
Tits
Poking things in the eye
Grape Grazing
Black People
The Underprivileged
Sniggle.net - "The Culture Jammer's Encyclopedia
Knitting Graffiti
Positive Chi
Open Source
Mini Spring Rolls & Swedish Babes.
Sitting around and waiting for good luck.

I'd like to meet:

Enlightenment
A butcher, a baker and a candle stick maker. An alien princess. An alien hobo. A talking whale that smokes tobacco barges like cigars. An African warrior. An Indian Chief. A professional pigmy poker player. A child prodigy saxophonist.
People that know how to spell without using too many acronyms. And know the difference between They're, Their, There, We're and Were.

Music:


Send me ideas for weird shit to download.
Ween - Someday
Kiss - Goin' Blind
Prince - Pink Cashmere
Bill Hicks
Zach Galifianakis
Guitars
Rowlf The Dog
I tear it up with...
WinAmp 5.3 (Classic Skin)
MyPenis 1.1 (Dry Skin)
Sound Effects & Voodoo

Movies:

A lot of people tell me I look heaps like Johnny Depp, and in summer I sometimes get Benicio Del Toro. I like whatever movies these guys are in.

Television:

I do a lot of work in television. I have featured on Rove Live as a guest comedian and have written for a number of programs including Secret Life Of Us. I am currently working on a pilot which is going to be pitched to all of the networks in Australia, the US and the UK. Fingers crossed. I am always looking for people to collaborate with, so drop me a line if you enjoy my style.

Books:

The Complete Book Of Bullshit written by The Internet and Everybody With No Brains
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

Heroes:


Shaved Ham
Fishermen
Fabiana Venturi
Rumi
George Clooney
Flavor Flav
Jeff Buckley, Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis.

My Blog

Get The Edge!

Tony Robbins, Get The Edge early promotional footage. The people who produced Tony Robbins considered a handful of other candidates first. This guy was one of them. As you can see they kept ...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST

No Phone

Folks, if I'm not returning your text messages it's because I have no phone. I've had to sack people due to conflicts in my accounts department. Heads are rolling. Children are not being fed. Mortgage...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

Steven 2 Kynan

Steven 2 Kynan is a man I have come to know over the last decade or so through my connections with the Kynan family. All of the males in the Kynan family are christened Steven (Always with a "V", with...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST

Ultimate Fantasy

Hello, My name is Dude Ahustle and I am into all sorts of interesting stuff. I recently heard on the radio that sex offenders are being caught by a female police officer posing as a 12 year old school...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

$1 Blog

This cost me a buck at Hungry Jacks Family Restaurant in Broken Hill. The future is upon us... and so is my Bacon Deluxe meal! I'm gonna check out pornotube.com and eat my burger. Happy New Year!...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

SFSTD box

I kept getting these emails from "God", telling me to put all my worries in the Something For God To Do box. Which was really sweet but very, very dull and very, very gay. Today I finally got one from...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST

Major Bummer

I was draining the lizard on the front tree last night and the breeze picked up a bit causing some leaves to brush my wrist. It wasn't much, but it was just enough to send my imagination running wild ...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

Highlights From The Archives

A while ago I was travelling around India and managed to find some work in Bollywood for a bit of extra cash. This clip was one of the highlights. That's me operating the tape player. Believe it or no...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST

Steve Irwin

Knock! Knock!         Who's there?                Steve Irwin. Dear Internet, I can tell by the update on y...
Posted by Dude Ahustle on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST

PARTY THIS WEEKEND!!!


Posted by Dude Ahustle on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST