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Krankiboy

90% of writing is not writing

About Me

In the future all knowledge will be in the form of scratch n' sniff.I write stuff and things. I am a dog person. If your cat won't come when you call it, it's just a mobile decorative accent. I'm a muscles on the inside kind of guy. I like people with a nice combination of loyalty, creativity and spontanaity.Sing me a song, pour me some wine, and try not to break my heart.My favorite words are Cumshaw, Fustigate and Girth. I detest splinters, shrill voices, and Vegemite.MOVE THE CURSOR over the pictures to view captions.

My Interests

The lost art of conversation. Good old-fashioned house parties. The beauty of nature. Boxing. Blueberry Pie. Googling. Spooning. Googlaspooning. Compliments. Hot Fudge Sundaes. Inner Peace. Helping Nigerian Businessmen with Banking issues. Going to see your friend's band.

I'd like to meet:

Kung-Fu legend Sho Kosugi, The Baby Jesus, girls who are too hot to fuck rock stars, An editor for my life. Maybe two editors. Chester from Sifl and Olly.People who ask you how you're doing because they actually want to know.Whoever did that thing to me on the crowded subway that time because I'm either very angry with you or I need to buy you flowers.

Music:

I work freelance as a Music Journalist so I'm "THE ENEMY" But if I'm bothering to see your show it's because I already like you. Yes, judge me by my love of Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Mazzy Star, Beck, Modest Mouse, The Pretenders, Beasts of Bourbon, The Arcade Fire, Dallas Crane, Neil Young, The Ramones, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Gold Frapp, Dr. Dre n'Snoop, Gomez, Wilco... Music taste really depends on which drugs one is on, don't you think? Oh, I don't do those anymore... Wait, what have you got?

Movies:

Rushmore, Empire of the Sun, The Shawshank Redemption, Bottle Rocket, The Jerk, Blade Runner, Fresh, Touching the Void, Raising Arizona, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Chinatown, The Iron Giant, Anchorman, Little Miss Sunshine, The Sting... and gritty documentaries.

Television:

Mine is currently switched off but I sure do like Rome, Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy, The Office, Six Feet Under, Venture Bros, The Wire, and the occasional Family Guy episode. When I was younger my favorite shows were... Magnum PI, The A-Team, Wonder Woman, MacGuyver, The Incredible Hulk, The Dukes of Hazzard, The Great Space Coaster, The Fall Guy and The Bionic Woman.

Books:

I liked Chicken Soup for the Menopausal Soul and The Odyssey in the original Greek. I can't read it, but it sure looks great on my coffee table. I dig John Irving and Jack London and Harper Lee and Don Delillo and Michael Chabon and Dave Eggers and um... Is this going to be on the final exam? Oh and biographies are another favorite or mine. I'm currently reading Aquaman't autobiography. I'm at the part where he meets the Mermaid twins who are into seaweed bondage. It's hot... and wet.________________________________________________________ _________________________ Feel free to play with Brillo. He likes the attention.

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Heroes:

That guy who robbed that plane, parachuted out, and was never ever seen again. What's his name? Oh and Tim Robbins is a favorite of mine. His head and heart are in the right place. Mr. Sprinkles. Wil Ferrel is way over exposed but he and Vince Vaughn are very funny motherfuckers. And I'll put Ghandi so I sound a bit sensitive too. Did it work?

My Blog

Open Letter to the person who broke into my car

Dear Person who broke into my car,First off, let me apologize to you.  I realize that there wasn't much of value in my car. I feel bad that you had to go through all the effort of smashing my win...
Posted by Krankiboy on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

Virtually Funny: Animation

It's not exactly my name in lights but there are some fun videos you can watch and share with your friends.    virtually funny http://www.thescene.com.au/Culture/Shorts/VIRTUALLY-FUNNY-1/ &...
Posted by Krankiboy on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST

Beer-Goggled Bob

Ever have beer goggles?  Bob has.  Don't be a Bob. http://www.thescene.com.au/hype/2007_4_4_377.html Go ahead and send this to anybody who might like it.  Help me buy some mustache wax ...
Posted by Krankiboy on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST

The Future

Where the hell is the future? Ever since I was a little boy with a bowl hair cut and gel sandals people have been raving about the future. It was supposed to be so great. You heard claims like, "In...
Posted by Krankiboy on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST