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Sam

Man, man, one cannot live quite without pity

About Me

My name is Samual Harrison, I have a job I dont like very much which involves a computer, a telephone, the general public and a lot of bad language.When I am not at work, I enjoy Kung Fu-ing it up, I study Wing Tsun Kung Fu. Its heady mix of logic, mysticism and violence leaves me feeling very nice inside.I also enjoy playing guitar far too much, long distance running, reading fine-ass literature, drinking and arguing with either Danny or Owen (whoever is closest at the time). Although if they are unavailable I find I can argue with just about anyone.Although I am now 23, I find I only need to shave once or twice a week.Dr Who. stole my libido and will not return it.I studied Contemporary Music at University, which was super fun and I can now speak French, Dutch and German at a reasonable level of ability.My vices include: Sudoku, World War II documentaries, adding the suffix -age to most nouns and Peanut Butter.

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My Interests

Drinking Guinness, Kung Fu, quoting Star Wars, being a pretentious little shit...
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Human females, 19-30 years old. Non ugly. And these guys...

Music:

Metal! What Metal Band Are You?
Metallica

MetalHead! Thrash Metal With A Slow Acoustic Side, Shows You Are A Rocker With A Softer Side!

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Movies:

The Holy Trinity baby!

Books:

The following people are to be saluted for making Sam a happy chap with their fine prose style: George Orwell, Albert Camus, Flann O'Brien, Arthur Koestler, Primo Levi, P.G Wodehouse and Hunter S Thompson.

Heroes:

I dont have any Heroes, they're all useless anyway.

My Blog

The best websites!

Buenos Tardes! These be my favourite websites for random fun when I am supposed to be doing work (in no particular order of preference): 1) www.askaninja.com Ask Ninja a question, he will gi...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

How to Break Your Own Nose in Seven Easy Steps.

How to Break Your Own Nose: Step 1. Go to the gym. Step 2. Head over to a weight bench and load up a barbell as desired. Step 3. Complete a set of bench presses. Step 4. Omit to place the barbell back...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

Metallica

Today is a good day. Today I have bought Metallica tickets. This makes me smile a lot. The only thing better than having Metallica tickets, is watching Metallica and on July 8th I will be doing just t...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST