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About Me

PT. 1 OF ERICA'S LIFE AS WE KNOW IT: ERICA WAS BORN IN ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA ON JANUARY 8, 1987. SHE WAS THE SECOND OF TWO CHILDREN HER MOM HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO. ERICA SPENT HER NEW BORN YEARS LIVING IN LYNWOOD, CALIFORNIA, ALSO HOME TO WEIRD AL YANKOVICH. TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF LYNWOOD'S LOCATION, IT IS ADJACENT TO COMPTON, CALIFORNIA. AFTER A FEW SHORT YEARS, ERICA AND HER FAMILY PACKED UP AND MOVED TO CALIFORNIA CITY, CALIFORNIA. POPULATION 50. THIS SMALL TOWN IS LOCATED IN THE MOJAVE DESERT RIGHT NEXT TO RED ROCK CANYON. IT WAS THERE ERICA AND HER FAMILY EXPERIENCED A GREAT DEAL OF RACISM AND DISCRIMINATION. THIS DID NOT SLOW DOWN ERICA'S FAMILY, HOWEVER; IT ONLY MADE THEM STRONGER. ERICA'S PARENTS WENT ON TO OPEN UP A CLASSIC 50'S RESTAURANT WHICH BROUGHT TOGETHER THE HICKS, THE BLACKS, AND THE FIRST 2 HISPANICS TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA CITY. ERICA'S FAMILY GREW TIRED OF THE SMALL RACIST TOWN AND DECIDED TO MOVE BACK TO THE INNER CITY, SPECIFICALLY COMPTON, CALIFORNIA. IT WAS THERE THAT ERICA ENROLLED IN RALPH J. BUNCH ELEMENTARY. BUNCH WAS THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, NOT MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. THIS IS WHERE ERICA GOT HER FIRST TASTE OF BLACK CULTURE. ERICA AUDITIONED TO BE IN A DRILL TEAM CALLED THE STREET BEAT HIGHSTEPPERS. SINGER BRANDY WAS ALSO A MEMBER OF THIS DRILL TEAM BUT HAD LEFT A YEAR EARLIER TO PURSUE HER SINGING CAREER. THAT SUMMER BRANDY'S SMASH HIT "I WANNA BE DOWN" WAS BLOWIN UP THE CHARTS. THINGS WERE NOT SO GOOD FOR ERICA THOUGH. THE AUDITION DID NOT GO WELL AT ALL. ERICA HAD NOT AN OUNCE OF RHYTHM IN HER. IT HAD SEEMED AS IF THOUGH LIVING IN CALIFORNIA CITY HAD TOOK AWAY ALL THAT WAS BLACK IN ERICA EXCEPT FOR HER SKIN. BUT LUCKY FOR ERICA, HER DAD WAS STILL VERY GHETTO. HE TOOK ERICA HOME THAT NIGHT AFTER THE AUDITIONS AND TAUGHT HER HOW TO SHAKE HER BUTT AND SWITCH. THIS WAS A REVOLUTIONARY MOMENT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, ERICA UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT MEANT TO DANCE ON BEAT AGAIN. AFTER THAT NIGHT, ERICA BECAME A DANCIN MACHINE. ERICA WAS ONE OF STREET BEAT HIGHSTEPPER'S MOST ELITE. THEY PERFORMED IN LOCAL PARADES AND COMPETED IN LOCAL COMPETITIONS. MEANWHILE, THINGS WERE NOT GOIN SO WELL AT HOME. MORE SO, THINGS WERE NOT GOIN WELL IN THE LOCATION WHERE ERICA AND HER FAMILY STAYED. IT WAS THE 1990'S AND THE CRIME RATE IN COMPTON WAS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH. IT BECAME 2ND NATURE TO ERICA AND HER FAMILY TO ALWAYS HEAR POLICE SIRENS OUTSIDE THEIR DOOR AND THE HELICOPTER (GHETTO BIRD) ABOVE THEIR ROOF. ON ONE TYPICAL COMPTON NIGHT, ERICA AND HER FAMILY WERE SOUND ASLEEP. THE POLICE SIRENS WERE BLAZIN AND THE HELICOPTER WAS SOARING OVER THE CITY. ERICA AND HER FAMILY WERE SUDDENLY AWOKEN WHEN AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL HAD BUSTED THROUGH THEIR FRONT DOOR, RUNNING STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HOUSE. NOT A SECOND LATER DID POLICE COME RUNNING THROUGH, CHASING AFTER THE CONVICT. IT WAS THIS MOMENT THAT ERICA'S PARENTS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO MOVE AGAIN, TO A MUCH SAFER CITY; INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA. ERICA WAS 7 AT THE TIME. MOVING ALSO MEANT CHANGING SCHOOLS. SINCE NEITHER ERICA OR HER OLDER BROTHER ERIC LIKED ANY OF THE SCHOOLS IN INGLEWOOD, PARTLY DUE TO THE HEAVY POPULATION OF HISPANICS AND NO BLACKS, THEIR MOM DECIDED TO ENROLL THEM IN SCHOOLS OUTSIDE OF THEIR DISTRICT, LOS ANGELES UNIFIED. ERICA ATTENDED 54TH STREET ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHICH WAS ALSO HOME TO FAMOUS GANGSTER "MONSTER KODY," A NOTORIOUS CRIP IN THE LATE 80'S AND 90'S. "MONSTER KODY'S" FIRST KILLING WAS IN A LOCAL STORE CALLED BUDDHA MARKET, ALSO THE FIRST PLACE ERICA EVER WALKED TO BY HERSELF AND BOUGHT A BAG OF HOT CHEETOS. ERICA'S BROTHER ERIC WENT TO PERRY JR. HIGH WHERE HE WAS ROBBED FOR A PAIR JORDANS. TIL THIS DAY, ERIC HAS NEVER OWNED ANOTHER PAIR OF JORDANS. ERICA'S BROTHER HAD BECAME A CRIP BY NATURE. THOUGH NEVER ACTUALLY AFFILIATED WITH ANY CRIP GANG, ERIC JUST WORE THE COLOR BLUE ALL THE TIME FROM GROWING UP IN A PART OF COMPTON THAT WAS HEAVILY FLOODED WITH CRIPS. SO WHILE LIVING IN INGLEWOOD, AN EXTREMELY WELL KNOWN BLOOD CITY, ERIC ADAPTED AND WORE NEUTRAL COLORS. AT THIS TIME, FAMOUS BASKETBALL PLAYER MICHAEL JORDAN WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS CAREER, PLAYING FOR THE CHICAGO BULLS. ERIC WAS A BIG FAN AND SHOWED HIS ADMIRATION BY WEARING A BRIGHT RED 23 JERSEY. WHILE WEARING THIS JERSEY ONE DAY, ERIC WAS WALKING ERICA TO THE LIQUOR STORE UP THE STREET FROM THEIR HOUSE TO BUY SOME HONEY BUNS. THE TWO WERE APPROACHED BY A TALL DARK MALE SPORTING CORN ROLLS, A FLAMING RED TEE, SOME KHAKI DICKIES, AND SOME RED CHUCK TAYLOR'S WITH RED FAT SHOE LACES. THE OBVIOUS GANG BANGER ASK ERIC, "AY, YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THE INGLEWOOD FAMILY, BLOOD?" ERIC RESPONDED WITH A SIMPLE, "NO" AND KEPT IT MOVING. MONTHS PASSED AND IT WAS NOW ERICA'S 8TH BIRTHDAY. ERICA GOT A BRAND NEW SHINY PINK BIKE. NOT A WEEK HAD EVEN PASSED BEFORE THE BIKE WAS STOLEN OUT OF ERICA HOUSE ALONG WITH THE DOUBLE CASSETTE TAPE OF 2PAC'S ALL EYES ON ME, WHICH ERICA HAD LISTENED TO FAITHFULLY. EVERY DAY AFTER ERICA'S FATHER GOT OFF OF WORK, THEY WOULD DRIVE AROUND, LOOKING FOR THE PRETTY PINK BIKE. IT PAINED ERICA'S DAD MORESO THAN HER THAT SOMEONE HAD THE AUDACITY TO COME INTO THEIR HOME. NONETHELESS, IT WAS TIME TO MOVE AGAIN. THIS TIME TO LOS ANGELES. ERICA WAS IN HER FINAL YEAR AT 54TH ST WHILE ERIC BEGAN HIGH SCHOOL AT WESTCHESTER.

My Interests

1. whats your name spelt backwards?acire

2. What did you do last night? watched a lot of television

3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? latest version of itunes

4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? no

5. Last time you swam in a pool? last summer

6. What are you wearing? dressed in all black like the omen

7. How many cars have you owned? 1

8. Type of music you dislike most? jazz-sharnell

9. Are you registered to vote? yes

10. Do you have cable? yes

11. What kind of computer do you use? hp

12. Ever made a prank phone call? yeah

13. You like anyone right now? nope

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? sky diving

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? europe

16. Do you have a garden? no

17. What's your favorite comic strip? ??

18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? sadly, no

19. Shower, morning or night? night

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Borat

21. Favorite pizza toppings? pepperoni, sausage, bell peppers

22. Chips or popcorn? hot dogs-tiana

23. What cell phone provider do you have? tmobile

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? no

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? sadly, yes

26. Orange Juice or apple? orange

27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? my aunt and uncle; kfc, finger lickin good!

28. favorite chocolate bar? any kind of milk chocalate bar, no nuts

29. Who is your longest friend and how long? sharnell, 7yrs

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? about 6 years ago when i was in Italy, taste so damn good

31. Have you ever won a trophy? plenty

32. Favorite artist? Aaliyah

33. Favorite computer game? Taco Joe

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? no

35. Sprite or 7-UP? the new 7-up with natural flavors, hmm

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? yeah at my 1st elementary for like a day, til me and my mom found out that i was allergic to polyester-so i was the only kid who wore regular clothes to school-no joke

37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? febreeze

38. Ever thrown up in public? yeah, my first time flying a long distance to new york

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? true love, i..'m such a hopeless romantic

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? no

41. Can exes just be friends? i guess not

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? danielle

43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? yah, long, thick and nappy

44. What message is on your voicemail machine? none

45. Where would you like to go right now? brazil

46. What was the name of your first pet? shanainai, my cat

47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? no back pack

48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? brittani

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? my family

50. What do you think about most? my career

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Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

Music:

Any and Everything 2Pac and of course the 1 and only Aaliyah, whatever has a great beat

Movies:

Clerks II, Miami Vice(lol), Little Man, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, A Beautiful Mind, Training Day, Crash, The New World, The DaVinci Code SUCKED!!! Fear of A Black Hat, Hollywood Shuffle, Menace II Society, Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood:), Friday After Next, Road Trip, American Pie 1,2,& 3, Shawn of the Dead(hilarious), MEMENTO, Beauty Shop, CB4, Scary Movie 1&2, Mighty Ducks, The Karate Kid 1&2, 101 Dalmations, Mulan, The Prince of Egypt, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Godfather 1&2, Tupac: Resurrection, Heat, Austin Powers 1,2,3, Romeo Must Die, The Matrix, Casablanca. Anything with Marlon Brando.

Television:

The Wayans Bros., i think it's called Always Sunny Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER on HBO, this show enlightens me everytime i watch it. Family Guy, South Park, Dave Chappelle, Friends, Will&Grace(SOOO GOOD), One on One, the Shield, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: the Inferno II, The Gauntlet, the Boondocks, The Office, My Name is Earl, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, NBA Basketball-Los Angeles Lakers, New Orleans Hornets

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

My Momma

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HBO COMIC RELIEF BENEFIT FOR HURRICANE KATRINA

11/18/06: WATCH HBO, ERICA WILL BE DANCING IN THE OPENING NUMBER FOR THE COMIC RELIEF CONCERT AT CAESAR'S PALACE. CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS OR VISIT WWW.HBO.COM  ...
Posted by I'll have the Cream of Sum-Yun-Guy on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

JOB

11/13/06: ERICA HAS AN INTERVIEW FOR AN EDITING POSITION AT NBC. WISH HER LUCK!    
Posted by I'll have the Cream of Sum-Yun-Guy on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST