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Doug

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

About Me

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Update coming soon! Live from Seattle!My careers have spanned such things as analyzing blueprints, mowing grass, shovelling cowshit, wiping ass, bike rental,fixing bikes, camera selling and repair, designing furniture, guiding tours, raising chickens and feeding calves, chronic studentism, hauling hydraulic hoses, counseling-hanging with-chasing down drug addicts (in recovery), making cheesy tourist t-shirts, being a bouncer, traveling to industry conventions in venues such as Vegas, Tupelo (Elvis's hometown) and on and on, working in lots of shitty restaurants and pizza joints, and now - well, I can proudly say I am between engagements. In my spare time I enjoy horseback riding, parachuting, and extreme surfing. No, just kidding. Although I would like to do those things! (And I CAN handle a horse.) I live in Seattle. I just moved to Seattle. Seattle's cool! I like to chat with people who like to chat back at me. And I have a ridiculous passion for learning about all sorts of things, from cake decorating to architecture. I love doing anything outside that gets me dirty, especially on a nice warm sunny day. I like to make people happy when I can, and I can't stand to see people in pain or unhappy. Everyone deserves happiness, goddamn it!

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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed - really hard.

My Interests

Outdoors, all sorts of music, my pets, swimming, research of religion and its many outlets, outdoors, knowledge, 9/11 theories, history, especially of the Anglican civilizations, house renovation (update - I am now a LANDLORD), IKEA, cars, woodwork,did I mention outdoors?, architecture, writing about my interests, taking pictures, trying to take GOOD pictures, pretending that I can write well.

From 2006-10-01

I'd like to meet:

All of my ancestors; Cate Blanchett; Bill Clinton; LIW; Vincent Van Gogh (although I WAS in his church); Helen Keller; Queen Elizabeths I and II and Martha Stewart, together for tea to discuss protestantism, Catholicism and the correct way to fold sheets; people from my past who I've lost over time; John Stewart; Amy Sedaris; David Sedaris; Dan Brown; Anne Frank; Ann Bancroft; Burt Bacharach; Ben Folds; Kurt Cobain; Moses, to ask him what those ridiculous laws were all about; Eva Peron, to see if she was sincere; Fidel Castro; whoever invented the CD (why didn't you put it in a permanent casing so it wouldn't get scratched???); Dyan Fosse; the Pope, to test his infallibility; and someone to love forever who is honest, faithful, funny, practical, adventurous, and doesn't CHEAT!

Music:

Ben Folds, Stereolab, the Beatles, Jamiroquai, Madonna, Stone Temple Pilots, Chopin, Holst, Garth Brooks, the Police, Maritime, Goldfinger, Bad Religion, Green Day, Enya-when I'm in that mood, Semisonic, Burning Airlines, the Dismemberment Plan, Rufus Wainwright, Elliot Smith, Cyndi Lauper, Neil Diamond, The Mamas and the Papas, The Fray, Ween, Michael Andrews, Save Ferris, any performer/band who can write their own songs and then perform them too, the music of William Walton, Gustav Holst, Respighi, among others; DCI; anything that strikes my ear in a good way. I love my XM.

Movies:

I seldom can sit through a whole movie, because I am a restless monster. Muriel's Wedding, I could be a Star Wars Freak, Beautiful Thing, Little Miss Sunshine, and more but I'm too tired to think of them. My favorite childhood movies are Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Goonies, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Television:

I don't watch TV anymore. I have one show I watch - The Office - which I can watch online. I used to have $85 cable until I realized that I watched about an hour of it per month, but had to work almost a whole shift to pay for a month. Now I don't even have a tee-vee, and that's - ok.
Nellie Oleson is my hero br

Books:

Anything with pictures, due to my bad ADD. I love any kind of informational books (toilet reading type), biographies, maps, National Geographic - type coffee table books. Shakespeare, the writings of/about Laura Ingalls Wilder; The Boxcar Children, the Roald Dahl books, the writings of Christopher Durang, Bill Bryson.

Heroes:

Anyone who bases their vote on their entire conscience, rather than on just one single issue. To have a hero is to idealize someone, which is just a bad idea in general. Kick me if you want. I DO look up to people. The people who I admire are the ones that can live non-invasive lives without impacting everyone else except in a decent, good way. Pass on your happiness. God, how I long for the simple life......instead of just being plain simple.....huh?

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

destination: Beach, ND

    I am on my way finally!!!  Next stop Beach ND, at the Buckboard Inn.  I just love those buckboards!  I'll write when I can..........
Posted by Doug on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:30:00 PST

the great escape......

    Yes, it's been a while.  I'm not dead or maimed, or imprisoned, or living within a commune of naked Wikipedia addicts (god, how fun!)  Thanks for wondering, though!  ...
Posted by Doug on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:42:00 PST

March Fools?

This isn't much of a blog.....all I did was just copy the list of "top stories" from CNN's main page.  Is it just me, or does at least 2/3 of this list read as some sort of April Fool's joke?&nbs...
Posted by Doug on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

Metropoliplex

First of all, heed this warning:Lead amount in lunchbags unsafe; feds didn't tell Hurry - warn your kids - tell them "DO NOT EAT YOUR LUNCH BAG!!!"I was in Marquette yesterday, on a last-second emerge...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

A stab at something - we'll see where we get.

I was chastised by someone today for not writing any blogs recently.  After much thought, consisting of at least 3 minute of pondering what even to write about, I though....what the hell.The prob...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:05:00 PST

Tribute ala Smurf

In memory of Anna Nicole Smith (who will only be remembered for a short while anyway) I put forth the following video from TV Funhouse, which made me pee my pants when I first saw it several years ago...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST

My family - the motion picture

Yeah, it's only 3 minutes long, so not a movie.  Just something I made with a box of old family photographs and a little help from Enya... ...
Posted by Doug on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST

Another prize youtube find...

Okay, you have to give the video a chance and wait until about 3 minutes into it - I really wonder how the wedding itself went.... ...
Posted by Doug on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST