Wild Bill

for cowboys/cowgirls only!
ford or chevy? FORD! What else is there?
diesel or gas? Both work dependin' on the truck and or tractor
bulls or broncs? Both will kill city folk
wrangler or cinch? Huh? Is this about dungarees? Dickies
lace up or pull on boots? Depends on the the occasion ass kickin' or shit kickin'
Justin or H&H? Neither
tail gating or line dancing? line what?
george strait or chis ledoux? George Jones!
mossy oak or real tree camo? Depends on the the hunt or date
bud or coors? BUD
cope or skoal? BEECH-NUT
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? BOTH
men belong in the... behind the wheel of the Truck/Tractor
women belong in the... in the middle of the Truck/ on my lap of the Tractor
beef or pork? Venison and all other meat's
hunting or fishing? Both hippie! Fuckin' gay question
drugs or jesus? Alkyhol, Tabaccer', and AMERICA!
stetson or resistol? If you're gay pretty boy!
bed of your truck or a motel? The bed of a Truck never needs to be made!
texas or colorado? AMERICA
ropin or wrestling? ropin and ridin'
tatoos or scars? Can never have too many of both!
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? YES
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deer or pork? Venison! And Chops that mama stuffed!
Lifted trucks or lowered trucks? Jacked up
Ford Chevy or Dodge? FORD! What else is there?
Dogs or cats? DOGS! Barn cats are necessary
fishin or huntin or both? Both Hippies
Wheelin or drinkin? Shit ya
Do you like niggers? Love em hagin' in my trees!
smokin or chewin? Both at the same time...flavor kuntrey!
miller light or bud light? Bud Light
remmington or winchester? Remington!!!
Do You have a confederate flag? Hee Haw!
Do you like george bush? I like bush
Do you hunt? Fuck ya
Do you fish? Fuck ya
Do you have a lifted truck? Workin' on it....too much invested in them there Iron horses...
Have you ever killed a deer? Not with my truck yet.....guess I am doin' a good job with the shot gun and bow!
IH or Johndeere John Deer and New Holland!
Co-op or tractor supply? Who ever has what I need
cattle or horses? Add some chickens, goats, hogs, cats, dogs, and ya got yer self a farm!
southern or northern? AMERICA
Yanks or rebs? AMERICA
southern comfort or vodka? JIM BEEM
redneck or other ?? Red Neck
how was this survey?? Too long and taxing.....little drunk....Hee Haw!!!
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