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For those very few of you who don't know me or, haven't heard of "The Shady Bastards", I'm gonna take this chance to tell you about us. First of all, who is Shady Klem? I'm that guy that's care free, and really try to live life to the fullest. I'm also the guy who is always entertaining, usually at my own expense. Now on to "The Shady Bastards". In short we are a party crew started in Tampa, who like to have fun and take pictures, but it is much, much more than that. We also have a website ShadyBastards.com where we document all of our parties, events, and those "Shady Ladies" we meet along the way. We have four DVD's on the market, and a couple more on the way soon. "Shady" is also a way of life, it's all about embracing your hedonistic tendanceies, and just doing what feels good. Remember, no matter who you are everyone is a little "Shady". I hope that explains everything. So if you see us on the streets feel free to come and have a drink with us. While you're at it, go ahead and join our " Shady Group ", we always have fun stuff going on there.

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True facts about Shady Bastards


1. Shady Bastards told Paris Hilton a video would help her career.

2. In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed to the Americas searching for the Shady Bastards.

3. When a Shady Bastard was born, the nurse said, "Holy shit, that's a Shady Bastard," and proceeded to have sex with him. That was the third time he'd had sex.

4. In 1935 Jagermeister was invented and coincidentally it was the first year that Shady Bastards went to Germany.

5. Shady Bastards love to club baby seals, and by club I mean take advantage of, and by baby seals I mean drunk girls.

6. A Shady Bastard loses his virginity before his dad does.

7. Shady Bastards have sex with men, not because they're gay, but because they ran out of women.

8. While America was trading beads to the Indians for Manhattan, Shady Bastards were using beads to see native tities.

9. The Devil went down to Georia because the Shady Bastards took over Hell a week before.

10. Shady Bastards have a naked picture of your mom.

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Shady Ladies wanted

Ladies, Do you consider yourself both independant and adventurous? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to star in your very own adult website? Would you like to make an assload of money work...
Posted by Shady Klem "Ph.D" on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST