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About Me

LIFE RUINER...im hungery. somtimes. food is cool... i can tie my shoes in 6 different languages with no money down, and no intrest or payments till 2009. what a deal... i thought i had a rash once... I didnt... my teeth are strong... maybe the strongest part. I park wherever I feel like whenever I feel like. i can be tragic... It took 5 of me to screw in the light bulb.... and we still got it wrong... dangerouly clumbsy... middle weight acid funnyface champion of san francisco.....world capitols?... try me.......my eyes are shifty...and my tounge itches...I stole your bike once, years ago..cartoons make me wanna eat candy... candy makes me wanna smoke pot....smoking pot makes me wanna watch cartoons.... its a viscous pathethic cycle...... Ask me for a light... see what happens... Im down to rob a bank... if you got a plan... or a car... or a bag to to put the money in... orange, in addition to being the most difficult color to spell... I hear its the color of the future... Wyoming blows... I never been there,.... but it blows... right?... I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money. I rock and roll with so much so much soul. cell phone flavor anything owns. besides that, its my birthday! so dont be a hater okay, gimme a break....and be cool to me...THIS PROFILE WAS CREATED PROUDLY ON A RECLAIMED G4 IBOOK PURCHASHED OFF CRAIGSLIST FOR AN INCRIMINATINGLY SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY IN A BACK ALLEY EXCHANGE IN THE TENDERLOIN. THANK YOU TENDERLOIN. ..
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My Interests

immortality, and the legands and myths surrounding it. sharps, flats, hots and colds. Things that work in reverse. areosol. radiation. ziplines. hypnosis. dimension. paterns paterns, paterns, and inevateably, breaks in paterns. electronic music . the underground and the cult behind it all, Low frequencies at high volumes...urbanism. the dream world along with the science and art of nursing and health the care infastructure... the big picture in general, have been recent fascinations...

I'd like to meet:

yellabellies

Music:

ba ba ba ba booooooom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet... oom ..... chee..... baboom boom chet ba ba ba bainstead of da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nana da nanareal rock stars droped the guitar and got with the program... and the hardware....

Movies:

criterion = happy movie timeIm a shitty critic... I can find somthing I love and somthing I hate in everything...china town *** rebel with out a cause *** Buffalo 66 *** Sweet and low down *** Take the Money and Run *** Annie Hall *** Basquiat *** EYES WIDE SHUT *** Full metal Jackets*** Dr. Strangelove *** Phycho *** The Birds*** Strangers On a Train *** The Wild Bunch*** The Get Away *** Midnight Express *** Hard 8 *** Boogie Nights *** Magniloia *** Blue Velvet *** Mulhuland DR. *** Lost Highway *** Pi *** Drug Store Cowboys *** TrainSpotting *** The Man on the moon *** Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless mind*** Beetle Juice *** Cecil Be DeMented *** slaughter house 5* Clerks *** Chasing Amy *** Kids *** Life Aquatic *** Royal Tenenbaums **** DOWN BY LAW *** STOP READING NOW...DOWN BY LAW IS THE BEST MOVIE EVERgo to Amoeba now

Television:

turntable TV
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: joe
Birthday: 022185
Birthplace: hayward ca
Current Location: oakland ca
Eye Color: green ... brown... plus the white and black parts
Hair Color: darky brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends
Your Heritage: earthling
The Shoes You Wore Today: puma high tops
Your Weakness: the flesh
Your Fears: car accidents, armagedon, gettin stabed...
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple and jalepeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save some loot, rock beats, dodge the haters.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ..."fuck this shit, call me..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: am I still dreaming...
Your Best Physical Feature: unibrow
Your Bedtime: the a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: jeffs garage, the schroder place, haley st., stu, all kinds a shit... fuck that question...
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: vegi
Single or Group Dates: depends on the group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yerba mate
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: ummm... both
Do you Smoke: ya
Do you Swear: on my mothers grave
Do you Sing: I beat box
Do you Shower Daily: sure.,.. why not
Have you Been in Love: ummm... naw... close maybe...
Do you want to go to College: not really...
Do you want to get Married: if she hella wanted to... id play along.
Do you belive in yourself: when I need to...
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on the motion
Do you think you are Attractive: ask da ladies... they know...
Are you a Health Freak: pizzaholic
Do you get along with your Parents: love em... that transends gettin along...
Do you like Thunderstorms: no.
Do you play an Instrument: a couple
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ya
In the past month have you Smoked: ya
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ya
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I drinkin, and somking drugs in the parking lot... that was my date.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: whose askin?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ya
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, fuck you.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if sprayed with a hose counts than yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: mp3s
Ever been Drunk: well i get crunk... its different.
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: ya, fuck you.
Ever Shoplifted: ya, .. i was crunk.
How do you want to Die: for the cause!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be a kid again.
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: like black
Short or Long Hair: short.. maybe
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: slut
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 100 maybe mroe
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1.. well one ontop of another
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 12
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Books:

THE IRON HEAL ***beowolf*** finnigans wake*** of Mice and Men*** jitterbug perfume, even cow girls get the blues, villa incognitio and any other Tom Robbins Im sure Ill love but have yet to experience, All things fall apart by Chinu Achebe, Various Medical Text, Jane Watsons the science of caring, Chuck closterman's sex drugs and coco puffs, and to a slightly lesser extent, Killing yourself to live***David "Thedaris" Me talk pretty one day***Dan Brown***Al Koran*** The

Heroes:

anyone who has the balls to get up every day a be the person they gotta be. and my big brother.

My Blog

franks wild years

Frank settled down in the Valley,and he hung his wild years on anail that he drove through hiswife's forehead.He sold used office furniture outthere on San Fernando Road andassumed a $30,000 loan at15...
Posted by )03 on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

Alert the Internet!

Im comming back to santa barbara in a week!lets chill...be excited to see me damnit.
Posted by )03 on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

ATTN BAY AREA PEOPLE...

SANTA BARBARA MAKES ME WANNA PUKE DIARRHEA! AND EVEN IF SANTA BARBARA DIDN'T, THE PHRASE "PUKE DIRRHEA" MAKES ME FEEL PRETTY ILL ON ITS OWN!IM COMMING HOME PEOPLE... FOR HELLA LONG!WEEKS AND WEEKS......
Posted by )03 on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:17:00 PST

I need to know.

you know lifes convuluted when even your hindsight is impaired. SON OF A BITCH! I dreamt that somewhere there was a desk, and in the desk there was a drawer, and inside the drawer there was an envelop...
Posted by )03 on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:15:00 PST

Santa Barbara needs a laxative.....

Cuz this towns fulla shit!Girls and boys!...And boys that look like girls!...And girls that dress like boys!....And Ian, whatever the fuck you wanna be called. Im COMMIN TO OAKLAND.... this monday-...
Posted by )03 on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:07:00 PST

stereo terrorist

i write this in confidence....knowing at least at this point that nobody i currently live with has any online association with myself.Im at the wits end. Ive lived with roomates before.. lots of room...
Posted by )03 on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

putting the dic in dichotomy ....

dichotomy |di'kät?me| noun ( pl. -mies) [usu. in sing. ] a division or contrast between two things that are or are represented as being opposed or entirely different : a rigid dichotomy between scienc...
Posted by )03 on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:53:00 PST

somtimes...

a real cool motherfucker said this to me the other day... somtimes... you gotta live like your not gonna die... and.. sometimes... you gotta work like you dont need the money...   and somtimes......
Posted by )03 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

need help gettin biometric...?

BIOMETRIC... you know like : bios ="life", metron ="measure") is the study of methods for uniquely recognizing humans based upon one or more intrinsic physical or behavioural traits. In information te...
Posted by )03 on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

whos reading....

I got some cool shit I could blog... But I dont think anyone would would read it.... whos reading joe's blogs...? If more than 5 people respond... There will be more blog to come....   goodday......
Posted by )03 on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST