Replies I Would Say, If I Didnt Fear Losing My Job as a Grocery Store Employee |
Replies I Would Say, If I Didn’t Fear Losing My Job as a Grocery Store Employee Customer: (When asked to show their ID for buying alcohol.) Boy! I sure must look good today! I haven’t b...
Posted by Niko on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST |
Disturbing Verging on Mildly Humorous |
This Sounds Like an Awful Scavenger Hunt Hi! My youth group is holding a scavenger hunt and I was wondering if you have any of these things lying around your house? Ralph Nader Campaign...
Posted by Niko on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST |
Trying Very Hard to be Funny |
Short Letters Dear Whores,Why not me!?!?Timid Adolescent Dear Bill Clinton,Nice! High five dude!Men Dear Polio,Showed you.Humanity Dear AIDS,You're next.1980's ...
Posted by Niko on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST |
New Years Resolutions If I Was The Line At The DMV |
New Years Resolution If I was the line at the DMV1. Loose WaitGet it! It's a pun! Oh Homophones.
Posted by Niko on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST |
Actually Happened. Real Story! |
Marty and I played the best prank of the month tonight. We ditched Eddie, Andy, and Eddie's girlfriend Ashley because it was funny (it was.) But we found out where they were going, because we were pre...
Posted by Niko on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:50:00 PST |
Like Mark Twain, but Without Racisim! |
Karl Marx Would Have Owned a Used Car like a Poor Person Democrats like to bring up Oliver Stone's Wall Street because they think it's an accurate representation of greedy CEO's and Republicans in ge...
Posted by Niko on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:21:00 PST |
Terminator was a really cool movie. |
In 2025 Years, Sarah Connors Will Be Dead The time warp has worked. I've returned to the past alright& I've returned to what looks like the year 45 B.C.! Why God, Why?! I'm hyperven...
Posted by Niko on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:17:00 PST |
What You sound like. |
I hate when Mark Twain says Nigger. He should know that's mean and offensive and bad. Like why can't he just say African American or N-Word if he has to. Writers can be big dicks sometimes.-----------...
Posted by Niko on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:34:00 PST |
Gym Essay |
What are you're two favorite gym units and list three reasons why, and what is a unit you would like to see added in the future. What is my favorite gym unit? One must go to deliberate lengths to ans...
Posted by Niko on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:18:00 PST |
Meat. Glorious Meat. |
So, a lot of you have heard this already. I apologize for sounding repetitive. I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could ...
Posted by Niko on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST |
