Derk and Elvis was created on a dark and stormy night. It was conceived from the depths of a dark, demented mind. A mad scientist by the name of Andy Carryhandle created three young humanoid musicians named Mike, Muddy and Jacob. The three humanoid rocksters created the monstrosity known as Derk and Elvis. A hard rocking power trio of enormous proportions who blew the proverbial socks off anyone individual who witnessed their might. All bowed before the succubus that was Derk and Elvis!
All was well with Derk and Elvis until one of Andy Carryhandle's creations became flawed. Jacob, the drummer, was eventually plagued by a bad case of upper brain helio-dimenta-hyper-schizo-frantic-bi-polar expialidocious. Jacob's behavior was erratic and unpredictable. He normally sought out cheap liquor and even cheaper women. He picked frequent fights with random strangers and eventually met his match. Appropriately enough, it was against a rival band of musicians, ironically named, Killing Jakob. The members of Killing Jakob ripped the drummer limb from limb and scattered the pieces to the four corners of the earth as a grim warning to others. Legend has it that Jacob's head was used as the centerpiece of Killing Jakob's stage show.In the wake of Jacob's untimely death, Andy Carryhandle could not bare to see his awe inspiring Derk and Elvis destroyed. With the arrival of the next dark and stormy night, Andy created a new, even more maniacal drummer. Cloned from a member of the rival band of evil doers that had taken his precious Jacob from him, he was dubbed Casey. Facing adversity and an inability to actually play drums (being as he was cloned from a guitarist) Casey was recruited into the Derk and Elvis camp.This new power trio, forged in the fires of the phoenix, arose anew. Derk & Elvis had been reborn. Under the watchful gaze of Andy Carryhandle, Derk and Elvis continue to this day, rocking the universe."...never call me Carryhandle, only Andy."-Andy..
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