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About Me

What's there to say about me? I am very fortunate to have the most wonderful woman ever in my life, Crystal Thompson, who provided us with a beautiful son, Logan William Lee Maddux. I can't say enough about either of them. They make every bad situation in my life worth every minute. I have wonderful, interesting friends. You guys rock! All 2 of you :) I'm a music junkie. I wish there was music playing in a bubble around me 24/7... well, maybe not at sleepy time. Speaking of sleep, I like it too, but I never seem to get enough of it. Actually, I'd be happy if I never had to sleep. I play drums in the band Derk and Elvis. If enough of you listened, we'd be huge by now... that and if we weren't lazy bastards.I don't come to conclusions very quickly. I'm either blessed or cursed to see both sides of everything too clearly. A lot of times, this is very annoying. I've had many interesting life experiences but I don't tout them too often. I love cereal and I love milk. If I ever have to go without either, I may keel over and die. I once pondered whether or not you could stare into a mirror and look into your pupil in the mirror and see back into yourself, perhaps glimpsing your own soul. I've tried it once but to no avail. That is all.
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Oh sweet irony

So if you frequent my blogs, you know about my financial woes (probably more than you want to). I've decided not to bitch in this post since the IRONY is so great (DAMN YOU IRONY!) so you can all brea...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:34:00 GMT

Suddenly I find myself on the defensive

With the exception of Crystal and Logan, can I revoke my "grown-up" license and have my "young, don't give a shit, nothing matters" card back?I have mood swings like anybody else, but dammit, when I h...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:25:00 GMT

Where's the optimism?

Let me get this out first:FUCK YOU REGIONS BANK.FUCK YOU FIRST AMERICAN FLOOD.And while we're at it, FUCK YOU FEMA.And for shits and giggles, FUCK YOU ROOF.There. I feel mildly better I suppose. Excep...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 17:55:00 GMT

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

..... *sigh*.....Some nights, like tonight, I go into Wal-Mart and I want to smash 99% of the people's faces I see. That's the damned effect Lenlock Wallyworld has on me. I'm generally a nice, reserve...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:17:00 GMT

The difference between the two

Bloody hell.... I just got angry about something and I need to relieve myself of it by writing/bitching about it.I may have mentioned this before (pretty sure I have) so if I have, excuse me; I'll be ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:15:00 GMT

I want to share this with everyone...

I'm not easily moved or touched, but I had to stop myself from crying like a little girl when I read this.I've never felt so loved; so honored; so completely glad to say that I love someone SO MUCH. I...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:06:00 GMT

EVERYONE MUST WATCH THIS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjBOTT0tr84
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:04:00 GMT

All these things that I’ve thought...

Yes, it's time to rant and rave again. My blog presence has fallen into somewhat of a black hole, a void of nothingness. I haven't felt compelled to write until here lately when I've had some interest...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 02:25:00 GMT

The luckiest guy

So I woke up this morning, as always, next to the love of my life; Crystal Thompson. There wasn't anything different about the day except that I had been in a shit mood all weekend and hadn't treated ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:21:00 GMT

Just a quickie

Why, oh why does no one listen to me?! Why I ask you! Is it some personality flaw that I've failed to spot in myself over the years? Am I not trustworthy? Do I appear shady? What the fuck???? I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:13:00 GMT