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The Great Destroyer

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About Me

Hey! I'm Brandon McCowan, but you can call me whatever you want! I'm fucking sexy as hell (just ask me, I'll tell ya) and live in Chandler, AZ where the people are rock and the cars rock harder! I'm a 50/50 mix of English and Irish, with more Irish-like features (and drinkign habits), but I have the class of the English and the "hooligan" gene as well. I am a die-hard car freak, I love anything that can perform and have to tolerance for riced-out wanna-be TFATF-poser-ass punks in stock Hondas revving on everybody... Grow up! I drive a '99 Cougar V6, and am soon going to be giving her some much needed lovin My other true passion is music, all kinds, speeds, etc., and I have put out 2 promo CD's under the name "Dublin-Ray" called "Physics" and "Broken Down Physics" and really want to start on a third, but other things in life take priority! I am probably the most random person you will ever meet as well, I can promise you that! Oh, appearance? I'm 5'10', average build, dirty blond/brown haor, green eyes, and the largest dick on the planet! I make earthworms jealous as fuck, and all the rest you gotta find out on your own, fucker! Peace

My Interests

Like I said before, and as you can see my my constantly changing layouts, I am a car freak and I love anything fast, no matter where it's made. I enjoy body art, even though I haven't started mine yet, but soon it's on! I am also taking up gynocology as a side hobby! I also administer free mammograms upon request!

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet sexy people in PHX, period. I'm new to the area and am bored! I wanna meet some poeple here in the Phoenix-metro area who are serious about cars, not just ricers who sit in parking lots with strobes on! I wanna see some muscle, some European style, and some tasteful Japanese beats such as REAL Hondas, MKIV's, FD's, Silvias, GTR's, the usual. aIf you have boobies, you rock. If you have boobies and a dick, fail.

Music:

I'm not going to say I listen to everything like most people do, because I hate country... Well, most of it at least. I love bands like Mudvayne, Killswitch Engage, and the likes. Hip Hop, as long as it's not the worn out crap you see on fucking MTV. I love the shit outta progressive house and breakbeats as well, just look through my player! If it's different I less than three it, more than likely.

Movies:

Snatch, Superbad, True Romance, Shooter, Blow, Fight Club, Human Traffic, The Salton Sea, Spun, Anything from the ViewAskewniverse, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Chuck & Larry, Grandmas Boy, 50 First Dates, Anger Management, anything Adam Sandler has had any input on, and I love all the Judd Apatow flicks as well and can't wait til Pineapple Express comes out, The Eye, both Underworlds and probably the prequel that comes out soon... Kate B. + Pleather = Private Tent Party!

Television:

I'm pretty flexible here, I like anything from Speed to Adult Swim, which are the two things I watch the most! I like Halo 3, which is the only game I play, sorry, I'm not a gamer, I have a life (yes, I'm attacking you, WOW players!) Comedy Central is a must as well, along with VH1, E!, and Food Network! (Yeah, Food Network... Two words: "Rachel Ray!"... My wife (don't tell my girlfriend!)

Books:

Damn, kinda fallen out of books lately, been a magazine hound though... There are alot of books that I am wanting to read, but that will come with time! I wanna read Crank (not related to the super-awesome movie), and some other shit I can't think about now.

Heroes:

My Parents, Myself, my friends who were always there for me and kept my ass outta trouble. Rich Christiansen, John Lingenfelter, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Jessica Barton, and mofobucs from YouTube, guy has a knack with videos, And anybody who is not afraid to go against the grain, question 'the norm', think outside the box, bottle, baggy, etc., and, of course, BOOBIES!

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