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About Me

29-year-old Transport Planner, Stand-Up Comic, Writer, Trouble Maker from Airdrie in Scotland

My Interests

Comedy, Writing, Going to the gym, playing 5-asides badly, shooting neds from moving vehicles with a paintball gun

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime, Billy Connolly, Jasper Carrott, The Pope, Henrik Larsson, Mikhail Gorbachev, Margaret Thatcher (to get some bloody answers out of her), Alan James Hackett on his own with no CCTV or reliable witnesses

Music:

Anything but dance, rap, or manufactured pish!

Heroes:


Myspace LayoutsYour results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Spider-Man 80% The Flash 65% Supergirl 60% Robin 55% Batman 50% Wonder Woman 45% Green Lantern 45% Iron Man 45% Hulk 30% Catwoman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

Footballs Scumbag XI- Your Comments Welcome

As Scotland prepare for the biggest game since 1985, Q's Blog looks back on the scummiest footballers ever to grace the game in that time. Playing a 3-5-3 formation (there were surprising few defender...
Posted by Q on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:37:00 PST

If you dont have anything to blog about, throw in some funny tales (like these ones!)

Hello you! I've been up to my eyes in it with work and other things lately, and was even ill for the first time in years.  Indeed, I haven't visited a doctor's surgery for a proper ailment since ...
Posted by Q on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:57:00 PST

Couch Surfing (please add comments to this!)

I am just back from yet another wedding, this time at the Brig O'Doon in Ayr.  I seem to go to more and more stag dos / weddings these days, which emphasises the fact- when is it going to be my t...
Posted by Q on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

An amusing story which shows why boxing ought to be banned!

Hello All, Before I begin, I would like to give a public message to the idiot (whom I shan't name) who keeps sending bulletins round everyone on Myspace urging us to read his blogs- STOP IT AT ONCE, Y...
Posted by Q on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

Get Well Soon Dida

Hello All! Firstly, I'd like to begin by wishing AC Milan goalie a speedy recovery following the horrific assault on him during his team's 2-1 defeat by Celtic. It must have been awful for him, a...
Posted by Q on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PST

SPONSOR ME (Shamless plug for Cancer Research)

Hello all. I am trying to raise money for cancer research.  And the good news is that to support me you don't need to come and watch me do stand-up or read my rantings. All you have to do is clic...
Posted by Q on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:52:00 PST

A Quiz

Ok folks, time for a quiz.  QUESTION 1- What is the greatest achievement in Scottish history?a) Defeating the English at Bannockburnb) Fighting alongside the English, Irish and Welsh to defeat th...
Posted by Q on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

Are you the person described in this blog? If so, sort your head out!

You know, I once believed that to be a successful comedian that you needed a drink, drug, or psychiatric problem (or better still- a combination of the 3).  I always favoured the psychiatric...
Posted by Q on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:23:00 PST

My Stag Do

Well readers, I have decided that I will have my stag do in May 2008.  And you are all welcome (even the ladies). "Q, you got engaged- that's wonderful!" I hear you cry?  Well, you are 110% ...
Posted by Q on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:02:00 PST

Open Letter To The Person(s) Whose Decision To Improve Skegness Made Me Do A 18hr Shift There

I hope you die.
Posted by Q on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST