Leaving it late... |
Well it's 11.30 in the evening now, and I'm only just getting around to keeping my new year's resolution. This doesn't bode well. To be fair, though, I was in bed until 5.30 and I've had t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:27:00 GMT |
New Year’s Resolutions |
Well I know my blog writing has been intermittent at best this year, and now hardly seems the time to make amends for 2008. Alas, I feel it pertinent to write down what I shall be resolving to d...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:28:00 GMT |
I’m not sure I remember how to do this... |
In the past couple of days, I've had more than one person (2, if we're quantising) approach me to tell me to write more blogs. So here I am.Now, despite malicious rumours to the contrary, I am n...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:05:00 GMT |
Now I’m gone, I have sent back a letter (blog) from America... |
I have cleverly adopted a lyric from a Proclaimers' song as the title for this blog. I trust you are sporting a suitably impressed expression.In case you hadn't already worked it out from m...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:15:00 GMT |
Why I shouldn’t read junk mail when I’m pissed... |
Ok. So I have come back from a night of drinking. I have junk mail thusly:
> From: [email protected]> To: [email protected]> Subject: I think that on it while will suffice.> Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:18:00 GMT |
What I do for a living |
Some of you may know what I do so that I can eat. For those of you that do not, I work for Business Customer Services at Royal Mail. This means I get to write letters to people. Here's one...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
Dear Sirs... |
Hello once again from everybody here in James's bedroom. That's just me, but I say hello so you shouldn't feel cheated.Now, as some of you will know, George Carlin one of the most influential comedian...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:43:00 GMT |
Horse Rape |
Hello everybody. I haven't blogged for a while, so let's see what happens.I have been watching many videos on the internet lately. I don't know if you're fully au fait with the kind of ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:01:00 GMT |
Right then... |
It's been a few weeks now since I finished my job at Barclays. Which is the nice way of saying "The cunts fired me". I obviously like the fact that I don't have to get up at 6.30 every morning, a...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:26:00 GMT |
I’m back... |
Ideally that sentence would be shortly followed by a gun shot and some suave background music and would end with me being the cool guy in the movie; returning when the world had lost hope and generall...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:24:00 GMT |
