My Blog
Leaving it late...
Well it's 11.30 in the evening now, and I'm only just getting around to keeping my new year's resolution. This doesn't bode well. To be fair, though, I was in bed until 5.30 and I've had t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:27:00 GMT
New Year’s Resolutions
Well I know my blog writing has been intermittent at best this year, and now hardly seems the time to make amends for 2008. Alas, I feel it pertinent to write down what I shall be resolving to d...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:28:00 GMT
I’m not sure I remember how to do this...
In the past couple of days, I've had more than one person (2, if we're quantising) approach me to tell me to write more blogs. So here I am.Now, despite malicious rumours to the contrary, I am n...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:05:00 GMT
Now I’m gone, I have sent back a letter (blog) from America...
I have cleverly adopted a lyric from a Proclaimers' song as the title for this blog. I trust you are sporting a suitably impressed expression.In case you hadn't already worked it out from m...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:15:00 GMT
Why I shouldn’t read junk mail when I’m pissed...
Ok. So I have come back from a night of drinking. I have junk mail thusly:
> From: tello@auriq.com> To: jamesy@boltonbaseball.co.uk> Subject: I think that on it while will suffice.> Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:18:00 GMT
What I do for a living
Some of you may know what I do so that I can eat. For those of you that do not, I work for Business Customer Services at Royal Mail. This means I get to write letters to people. Here's one...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:09:00 GMT
Dear Sirs...
Hello once again from everybody here in James's bedroom. That's just me, but I say hello so you shouldn't feel cheated.Now, as some of you will know, George Carlin one of the most influential comedian...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:43:00 GMT
Horse Rape
Hello everybody. I haven't blogged for a while, so let's see what happens.I have been watching many videos on the internet lately. I don't know if you're fully au fait with the kind of ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:01:00 GMT
Right then...
It's been a few weeks now since I finished my job at Barclays. Which is the nice way of saying "The cunts fired me". I obviously like the fact that I don't have to get up at 6.30 every morning, a...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:26:00 GMT
I’m back...
Ideally that sentence would be shortly followed by a gun shot and some suave background music and would end with me being the cool guy in the movie; returning when the world had lost hope and generall...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:24:00 GMT
