I'm the best UNO player in town. I like shiny things.
Turd Ferguson, Tom i think he's my soul mate. There is no gravity. You are being held down purely by Chuck Norris' animal magnetism.
Anything I can do a little jig to.
Spongebob Squarepants the movie. Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail has the answer to all of life's questions. Officespace. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
LOST, man that show pisses me off. I love it. Project Runway. Survivor: Cook Islands--I heart Parv! Court TV. Cops. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The Simpsons.
Shockingly enough I do know how to read and I do it at quite an astonishing rate for someone of, let us say, my caliber. Not to say I only read things of a high quality nature, I read a lot of crap too.Naked - David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris, Angels & Demons - Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown, The Global Soul - Pico Iyer, Bad Twin - Gary Troup, Black Holes and Baby Universes - Stephen Hawking, Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - J.K. Rowling, The Sunday Comics - September 3, A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess, The World As I see It Out of My Later Years - Albert Einstein, Cosmopolitan - August 2006, Photoshop - Adobe, "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" - Richard P. Feynman, A Million Little Pieces - James Frey, My Friend Leonard - James Frey, Confessions of a Video Vixen, Karrine Steffans, In Cyberspace - Dave Barry, Smashed - Koren Zailckas, Barrel Fever - David Sedaris, The Devil Wears Prada - Lauren Weisberger, A Hope on the Unseen - Ron Suskind, Currently reading: The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
I miss powerpuff girls cereal...it was so tasty with the pop rocks and all. Wait what was the question?
By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!
adopt your own virtual pet!