Philosophy, religion, cute girls, and walking a narrow line between being witty and being an asshole... although I'm usually finding myself more on one side of that line than the other (I'm not saying which).
Anyone who's worth meeting which of course eliminates most of the muppets out there in the world... But on the off chance if someone out there reads this and thinks they are un-muppetish give a shout.
Morbid fascination with depressing music...
Ones that end badly...
Adult swim.... well not all of it but Robot Chicken it the best show ever made and family guy is well worth stayin up for... Oh and The View of course but that goes without saying
The Bible, The Koran, and other such great works of fiction
Completely fake people who have never had any desire to question anything… The enviable ignorant that over populate the globe… ahh to be one of the many, what a joy that must be…..