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Michael

If you wanna be a great chef your only hope is to have sex immediately.

About Me

When Notorious B.I.G. says, "Throw your hands in the air if you's a true playa," I do.

When Garth Brooks assures me that "some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers," I find myself in full agreement.

When George W. Bush says "I strongly believe what we're doing is the right thing. If I didn't believe it I'm going to repeat what I said before I'd pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I would pull the troops out," I just thank God that Berlusconi isn't our president.

I wanna be on VH1's world series of pop culture.

I don't ask questions anymore. I google them.

I'm loud. I'm outgoing. I'm passionate. I'm prone to exaggeration. I'd say I'm "larger than life," but I won't because I have some sense of how large life really is.

My Interests

The Kentucky Derby

I'd like to meet:

Ted Turner

Music:

Kelly Clarkson. She should have a satellite radio AND music television station dedicated to her.

Movies:

The ATL

Television:

Pretty much anything on TBS. It truly is the Superstation.

Books:

Cloud Atlas.

Heroes:

Dale Murphy, Dominique Wilkins, Michael Vick, and Shirley Franklin.

My Blog

LLWS

Congrats to the team from Georgia: 2-0 so far in the Little League World Series! It is kinda bullshit that the only Brave y'all listed in your "favorite players" was Marcus Glies, though.
Posted by Michael on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST

700 homeruns vs. 300 wins

So last night, when the Giants met the Dodgers, Maddux and Bonds squared off in the first EVER meeting between a 300 winning pitcher and a 700 homerun hitter. After giving up singles to the first tw...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:02:00 PST

Bulletins on MySpace

So does anyone else think it is totally weird that the only two options, upon viewing a myspace bulletin, are "reply to poster" and "delete from friends." ?Reply to poster makes sense, sure.  But...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

Pro Athletes

Seriously...  After the Braves' game, someone in the postgame show said "but itsa slow 96, not a fast 96" in reference to a pitcher's 96mph throw.And then Marty sent me this story on espn.com (ht...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

First time for everything...

So I've definitely never posted a blog message before, but there's a first time for everything right? I've joined myspace and so it is time to get the F-U-L-L experience. I haven't had any great thou...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:56:00 PST